Some resolutions:
- Be in better shape than I am now
- Pass my departmental prelim
- Contact friends and family every month
- Do something creative
- … I need a fifth resolution here. Perhaps something involving sexy lady types.
- That's a good resolution. I need something achievable, though.
- 5. Involving sexy lady types: don't scare them away.
This time last year: 2011
Did I accomplish all of my goals for this year? Did I accomplish any?
- Get down to 172 lbs. or 12% body fat
Fail. Damn. I thought I’d set the goal at 175. Even then I failed. I got down to 177 for a while, but it turns out I just have a bigger frame than I thought. I got to the point where I exercised every day for three months, counted calories, and maximized my protein intake, but it just wasn’t enough to overcompensate for the heavy, regular drinking. - Start and maintain a podcast
Ambivalent. I have many things to upload and many things to work on, - Maintain my Sarah Project
Success! Sort of. I messed up last week. - Maintain my secret Sentence Project
Fail. I simply cannot keep up with projects. I think I should stop. - Pass my departmental prelim, write a chapter
Fail. This has not happened. It will by April, though. It has to! - Super Friend Bash 2011
Success! Oh no! - Finish writing my microfiction
Fail. Though I did start the @puntitled account. That was kind of fun.
Hay Gauys!
Would you like to buy a used Honda Civic Hybrid? I just replaced the electric engine and got new tires.
Unfortunately… it has 145,000 miles and the transmission is shot– Jiffy Lube tightened it up too harshly and cracked it. To replace it is gonna be $1800.
Also: I am broke and sad. 
Can I have your moneys now?
- No you may not!