Month: January 2004

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+5+++ Introduction: =============== Snood. Snood. Snood. I’m not going to tell you about snood. Snood is bad. Snood is the reason I almost didn’t write this issue. It’s more addictive than nicotine, cocaine, alcohol, and porn put together. It’s… well… a game of aim. And I’m not going to tell you to…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+4+++ Introduction: =============== Okay, because I didn’t feel like writing a real viewsletter this issue, I decided to just write a little bit of dialogue. Here you go. Hopefully the time I saved in writing this will help me out with some other stuff this week… Pixel: Oh, hello. MiB: Hello Mr.…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+3+++ Introduction: =============== I just got back from a trip here in Indiana, PA. Basically, we went to the mall, the hospital, then out to eat. You know, the classical college pastime. Eating, I mean. But there was something special about this case. It was my first time eating at a place…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+2+++ Introduction: =============== As an introduction to this, the second edition of future history (or past prophesy, whatever), I’ve decided to treat you to a magic trick: I say a number and you say the number that’s immediately after it, okay? 1094, _____, 1096, _____, 1098, _____, 2000… wait. Okay, I did…

Introduction: =============== Welcome to the first edition of the Ind. e-Pen (punny, yeah, I know). If you’re wondering just what the Ind. e-Pen is, let me explain: it’s some sort of thing. Really. I mean, probably. [1] Basically, it’s a weekly e-mail that you’ll receive unless you specifically request otherwise. [2] In it, I will…