The Signs

By Pixel. Filed in commentary  |   
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Okay, everybody admit it: you’re guilty of these aren’t you? Aren’t you?

I know when I was a kid, sitting on the john and playing with my dolls, I would just cry at how my mommy didn’t buy me enough thin, colored underwear. Luckily, I could skip in my sandals and use bright colored crayons… as if that makes up for the fact that I never had enough phallic foods to eat.

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