Month: December 2004

Ind e-Pen # LII, if it were on time, it wouldn’t be kosher.

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+52+++ Introduction ================== Oh, My! What a great day today is. I feel good for the first time since by brother came back home and he’s just packing his bags to leave right now… I think it’s a coincidence. But, either I had a Scrooge (McDuck, not Ebenezer) Christmas eve or I’m…

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Something Serious

I haven’t posted anything serious in a while (not funny yes, serious no. There’s a distinction. For instance, no one would ever claim anything I publish is “Serious.” … especially when it’s supposed to be:( Whoa- I got the parenthesis backwards. Gotta fix that with a double closer:)) … nevermind. I’ll be serious later. I…

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Bah Humbug!

Stupid Christians with their stupid holiday and their stupid brainwashing of their stupid kids. Also, screw Halmark for making this such a monetary thing. Bah Humbug! In related news, I gotta go, the damn weiner kids are listening. Also, my pops called. I’mna go spend some good holiday cheer with him and the gramps. p.s.…

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Ind e-Pen # LI, Three small words, Josie and the Pussycats

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+51+++ Introduction ================== Have you ever been in a secluded area with a large group of people, expecting one or all but one of them might go missing? And none of them do? So then you think that maybe, just MAYBE, you’re not in the horror movie that you thought you were?…

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Twilight Zone

What?? I cannot believe they rereleased TZ in season form! Who the hell wants Collections when they’re going in order? Damn. I got hosed Tommy. I got hosed good. Also. The standard joke: A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a lawyer, and a doctor walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says,…

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Sue and Ms. Young

I need a life. Can I borrow one from the characters in ABC’s cult classic LIFE as we know it? Um… I’ll take Jonathan’s… maybe. Okay. Screw that. How about Riddick from Chronicles of Riddick? Mm hmm… Related posts: Pure, unadulterated Egoism Oh, my word! I’ve been quoting myself all week! Isn’t that a funny…

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