Month: February 2005

Have you ever accidentally posted something on another blog without meaning to? It makes you feel silly. Boy, this being a contributing author to multiple blogs is confusing. Update (midnight): Drew came up with an awesome meme, me thinks. Let’s follow it: If I were killed: ‘Your mom was great in bed last night!’ Of…

I’ve taken the liberty to spell check this passage. The tally is as follows: Justin: 32 spelling mistakes, 14 grammar mistakes, and 18 overuses of “1337 Speak” Drew: 5 spelling mistakes, and 2 overuses of “1337 Speak” (an overuse is hereby defined as the # of regular uses divided by 2) I’d argue the merits…

You can’t expect me to update every hour! It’s inhuman, I tell you, inhuman!! Oh, and how are you? Related posts: Update, Dammit, Update!! I was angry at myself for not updating until I realized that it was my duty to update it and I couldn’t expect something new unless I, myself, put it up…

Over the next few weeks, we’ll be adding some of Gabe’s brilliant ::scoff, scoff:: advice from years past. Hopefully, this will help you get a better idea of just who Gabriel Donovan David Deringer Dwight Beaver is.. I’m positive he said one of those was his middle name… Related posts: Nostalgia for Posts Past Am…

Dear Gabe, My cousin has a nose picking disorder, and recently it has become chronic. He told me that he had a mission to find his brain. I’m concerned for his disorder, and was wondering what could aide my cousin in his mission? -Derry Aire Dear Derry Aire, And you should be concerned for your…

This is a blog for our very own advice giving beaver, Gabe. Gabe shall be posting on here soon. But till then, give us some time to mess with the html. Related posts: Letter to the Editor 1 Yesterday, I came out in the rain to my car and saw a tell-tale yellow envelope under…