Jockin’ the bitches, slappin’ the hoes
- by Pixel
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| “I should like to create a perfect world where transportation prices are inversely proportional to the passenger’s wit. Carlos, you’d be travelling for pennies.” |
Ideally, I’d say something witty about it, but I’m 3 for 18.
Let me try anyway…
“yeah, but if I had to go home on a Monday afternoon, I’d lose my pants.”
Hmm… You’re lucky I didn’t add
“… and I’d pay a lot of money for the tickets as well.”
Okay, 3 for 19 it is.
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Check this out: “I should like to create a perfect world where transportation prices are inversely proportional to the passenger’s wit. Carlos, you’d be travelling for pennies.” Ideally, I’d say something witty about it, but I’m 3 for 18. Let me try anyway… “yeah, but if I had to go home on a Monday afternoon,…