Jockin’ the bitches, slappin’ the hoes

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“I should like to create a perfect world where transportation prices are inversely proportional to the passenger’s wit. Carlos, you’d be travelling for pennies.”

Ideally, I’d say something witty about it, but I’m 3 for 18.

Let me try anyway…

“yeah, but if I had to go home on a Monday afternoon, I’d lose my pants.”

Hmm… You’re lucky I didn’t add

“… and I’d pay a lot of money for the tickets as well.”

Okay, 3 for 19 it is.

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