Month: April 2005

… Am I the only one who has ever cried at the Simpsons? Also, check out this crazy ass quote: “People who have worked in and lived near tanneries are dying of cancer caused by exposure to toxic chemicals used to process and dye the leather. A New York State Department of Health study found…

Continued from “Bill of Rights“ Amendment XI The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another State, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State. Amendment XII The Electors shall…

So, apparently, I pissed off Tyler Woodard with this comment. Who is T. Woodard, you ask? Hmmm.. Well, he’s from Washington, apparently (bloody hell, how many of you are there? Good god, people…). And he’s really, really into 1337 Speek. Anything else? Yeah, apparently I can S his D. Hm. Well, thanks for the offer,…

What is this? Why does he have the same title as I? Why is it all cream and orange? And why, oh, why, is he first on the result list for Google? I think I’m going to cry. Related posts: WTF 3, NY 6, Pixel Nothing The latest installment of hilarious quips is up at…

When I first started this group, I checked everyone on our school directory to make sure they weren’t Parking Nazis (never mind the ethics. I worried about it with every search, but the point is in practical application: people’s rights to privacy on facebook are what I was protecting. If I didn’t check every person’s…

This is nuts. If I could pronounce some of these, I’d make up awesome swear words. No more codswallop, twatbucket, or piddlestopper for me, no sir! I’d be a world class insulter! I’d even be able to come up with a good polysyllabic word for Ann Coulter! Ha ha! Related posts: Christmas Cracker Jokes Q:…