Month: May 2005

Literally. This Straight Edge stuff is hard. But that’s me: Socially Promiscuous, Fiscally Conservative, but a Personal Prude. Not only do I not drink, smoke, or do drugs, but I avoid meat, products that were tested on animals or created in sweatshops, religion, and prescription medicine. You know, all of life’s little evils. Related posts:…

I bought my own birthday cake, I watched a 1960s movie with my mom, and I broke into my friend’s house to use his X-Box and play Halo 2… Alone. Materialistically, I also got a lot of good stuff (notably a shirt, two pairs of pants, swimming trunks, two birthday cards, an e-card, and a…

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday dear Pixel, Happy Birthday to me! I’m twenty, bitches. Related posts: How my birthday was I bought my own birthday cake, I watched a 1960s movie with my mom, and I broke into my friend’s house to use his X-Box and play Halo 2… Alone.…

My life as a teenager: 84.5 viewspapers 56 e-viewspapers a full-length play a one-act play a semi-started sitcom, book, and screenplay dozens of short stories a nice collection of quotes and witticisms a trinity of crazy-ass ex-girlfriends over a hundred friends and friendly acquaintances in eight states and four countries one arrest three traffic citations…

AOL and the Discovery Channel have compiled a list of the 100 Greatest Americans (presumably ever), as have I. The following names should not be on the list for various reasons: Barbara Bush George H. W. Bush George W. Bush Laura Bush Jimmy Carter Bill Clinton Hillary Rodham Clinton Bill Cosby Tom Cruise Ellen DeGeneres…

Curse words are interesting. People that overuse them reveal their ignorance, people that don’t use them reveal their prudishness. I think they’re interesting. I don’t think they’re special or rude in any particular way (they’re sounds. Rude is the intention behind them), so I don’t get why people censor themselves or other people (or their…