Celcius 232.778: the sequel to Fahrenheit 451

Let’s see, I’ve brought you all up to speed on how I got here, now let’s catch up to where I am.

I am 49 minutes away from my first class right now. It should be my second, but I’m not really in the first class and I thought I’d stick out fairly obviously in a classroom of only four people.

• My first day was quite fun, we went around and did stuff at the mall.
• The second day was more fun as I got my luggage (finally!) and spent most of the time alone.
• The third day was orientation which was both hilarious and long. That night we went out to a bar. … yey… how exciting.
• Thr third day sucked, but I got loads done and we went down to the docks
• The fourth day we went surfing at Manly beach. That was alright.
• The fifth day we went out on our own to a bar, got in trouble for saying the phrase “when it pops out of its mom’s twat” and I hit on a cute Australian girl.
• Yesterday, I hung out at home and the mall mostly.

There, I think we’re caught up now.

And now, more wit from my little black book:

1: Are you coming out tonight?
2: No, I’m straight.

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I eat caviar, crumpets, smoke a pipe, and sip wine with a crazy straw.

Next time: something original.

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