Month: September 2005

Nominations Open

Welcome to the fourth annual edition of “the Eli’s.” For those of you newbies, “the Eli’s” is an award show that was made up to make me feel better about not getting any other awards. The rules are simple: I win at least once. This entire month, people can comb through the back issues (all…

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Goodie Grab Bag VI

This grab bag forced by the hands of Seth and Aeger. Lame? You want lame? I made a hierarchy of lame! Ironing underwear, living with your parents, chatting online, Klingon conventions, and finally, making a list of the hierarchy of lameness. 2: She died of a broken heart. 1: Heart attack? 2: Yeah. Don’t sweat…

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Tao of Gabe: On Accents

Gabe the Sacriligious Beaver here with an insightful thought experiment. The question of the week is: Do you remember how I told you that sometimes I repeat stories? This is one of those and it’s not something as light and breezy as drug-addiction, teenage pregnancy, or a closeted bulimic drunk-driving a stolen cop car to…

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Elusive History

I suppose we’ll never know who lucky #5000 was. *sigh* On the other hand, I’m a dollar richer. Related posts: History Lesson Hmm… I didn’t realize that I’d had my blog this long. It seems weird that I’ve predicted so many* crazily improbable things. Wow. I should be famous. * more to be added later…

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5000

Hmm… I didn’t believe I was actually going to make it to 5000 views in 17 days, but now it’s a near certainty. I blame it on the six hundred unique page views of one lonely Saturday (Seriously. WTF? I wasn’t even online on Saturday. How did 600 people view my site in one day?).…

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Lucky Post #418

How Often Should I Post? Constantly More Often About as Often Less Often Never As often as you feel inclined, who are we to judge? As often as I check your page, no more, no less. Pollhost Related posts: First Post If you had a blog, what would your first post be? I’ve decided I…

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