Ha ha. Ever notice how some authors have odd names? I realized while looking up Dracula that Bram Stoker’s name looks an awful lot like a porn name. Then I realized how they all have silly looking names. Let’s go. Again!
Theodor “Dr. Seuss” Geisel
Ha ha. Okay, now if you can find a funnier author’s name (legitimate, not pseudo), you get a secret, forbidden prize of mystery.