Only the mediocre die middle aged.
1: So you had to swallow your words?
1: Then what?
2: I had a vowel movement.
You know what’s funny? Humorous observations.
1: Women, Nature’s Rubik’s Cube.
2: Yeah, but I can actually do a Rubik’s Cube
Fortune calls. But it’s the wrong number.
I number you out of love!
I say every thought I have. It’s a real problem. For instance, right there, I thought two things but said three.
1: Where were you? I was looking all over!
2: That’s the thing, I wasn’t all over. I was nowhere. Waiting for you to find me.
1: But you where nowhere to be found!
There has to be a backwards ‘a.’ There’s a backwards ‘o,’ ‘i,’ and ‘u!’
1: Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
2: Practice, man, practice.
My bloodtype is just like my philosophy: AB with no rhesus factor.