How Pixel got his Oomph Back
- by Pixel
Last Thursday I was listless.
Where my list was, I did not know.
You can probably tell, going over the archive, that I did not feel like doing much. And the stuff I did do, I did not enjoy.
It went on forever and a day (forever is hereby equal to six days).
This Thursday, at Pyros, I realized I had my Oomph back.
This Thursday I had 22 hugs from 12 different people.
Every day before that I’d gotten a grand total of 12 hugs over one forever.
I now believe there is a direct correlation between hugs and Oomph.
If you haven’t hugged someone today, go and do so this minute. You won’t regret it (unless they’re wet).
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Last Thursday I was listless. Where my list was, I did not know. You can probably tell, going over the archive, that I did not feel like doing much. And the stuff I did do, I did not enjoy. It went on forever and a day (forever is hereby equal to six days). This Thursday,…
Wet you say…
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