Month: January 2006

“… well now I need a favor.” Frank Jagear is a friend of mine. This week he was at a courthouse, waiting to be arrested on a warrant. The story goes that he was pulled over by a traffic policeman for going too fast on the interstate. Being Frank, he decided to challenge the ticket…

Community service in Pixelonia serves two purposes: it gives young kids exposure, time to mature, and builds character AND it provides a grand service to the community relatively cheaply. Community service includes all of the following (and more): Trash collection Serving in the armed forces Being a fluffer Nursing in old folk’s homes, insane assylums,…

Jayna, This how to guide got me through writing this how to guide. Love, Gabe Tao of Gabe Gabe the Iconoclastic Beaver here with a lesson in humor writing. You might well have incorrectly gathered that writing humor is simple from my skillful presentation in this prestigious paper. Ha ha. I hadn’t realized I’d already…

Welcome to Sim Pixelonia. Pixelonia is a rich country with a steady tax of 10% of all goods and services (sans food and government sponsored shelter). There is no income tax. Crime in Pixelonia is at an all time low in the world, as Pixel’s new policies have five possible sentences to any crime: Sterilization.…

Pix Capacitor Blog #2 just went live. If you were just redirected from my old site: welcome!  Tell me what you think. If you’re here for the carnival: *grumble, grumble, grumble*  Tell me what you think. If you’re psychic: I’ll tell you what you think! Related posts: The Beauty of owning your own blog…. ……

Welcome all to the Carnival of the Godless, the best (if not only) carnival from a godless perspective on the blogosphere. In eight days, CotG will be one year old. That makes this the last official carnival of the first year. Happy birthday all! It couldn’t be done without you. And now… the posts. Related…