Month: May 2006

I’m back at home for a day or so, using my mum’s internet and– jeez! I could bake a cake in the time it takes to search Quark’s forums. I think I’ll just go back and use the free high-speed internet at Arby’s. Is it bad when everyone recognizes you there? Maybe I should just…

I meant comb through my spam. Related posts: Ha ha! The Parking Nazi Strike! They signed me up for SPAM!! Isn’t that great? My once SPAM-free e-mail address (pixel q [at] nmsu [dot] edu) is now loaded with SPAM. They stole my idea! Ha ha, they’re funny. Resentful. Morally… Satan’s Propaganda Advertising Mail SPAM. Before…

I’ve decided not to have a birthday this year. Perhaps I’ll decide to turn 21 next year. Getting old is overrated anyway. Related posts: Manifesto A spectre is haunting me — the spectre of myself as I ought to be. All the powers of old have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre:…

I’m using the free internet at Arby’s when I get hungry and decide to get some fries and a drink. I go up to the counter and order. The total is $5.11, I hand her a $20, a nickel ($.05), and six pennies ($.06). She counts the change, thinks the twenty is a five, and…

So I created a new Myspace. (www.myspace.com/pixelq.) Now, I hate myspace, so I didn’t feel like redoing my profile. Instead, I decided to let all my friends do it. I posted my e-mail address and password on my blog and let my friends modify my profile. You guessed it: they made me gay. I’m not…

(This is from an e-mail I sent some months ago. I’d hoped to be able to use it later, but have yet to find a place for it, so enjoy.) So I decided to buy a bike in the vain hopes of riding it to campus every day (in order to save money, lose weight,…