Best sentence ever

Courtesy of my friend Adriano:

I’m busy and as much as I have time for you, dear Mildred Van Der Basten, I can’t be arsed to go into it now. I’m in the midst of a work whirlwind and I have 3 weeks until it abates. So, I must leave you with a thought: I work to live, not the opposite, but my life is now consumed with my work (and not the opposite) – does that mean I’m a happy little linguist or not?

Courtesy of my friend Adriano: I’m busy and as much as I have time for you, dear Mildred Van Der Basten, I can’t be arsed to go into it now. I’m in the midst of a work whirlwind and I have 3 weeks until it abates. So, I must leave you with a thought: I…

Comments

  1. Most amusing, in a brain-hurting sort of way. I leave you with the best telegram ever. It was a tie. Author to Publicist, upon publication of new novel: “?”
    Publicist to Author: “!”