The tooth is out there

By Pixel. Filed in non-sequitur  |   

     

28.

I’ve counted my teeth four times now and I keep ending up with 28.  That’s weird.  I could have sworn I counted 32 when the week started.  What happened to the other four teeth?

Furthermore, why are my cheeks swollen to the size of grapefruits and why can I feel gaps in my gums?

These seem like too many coincidences to not have purpose.  I think someone stole my wisdom teeth!

I blame the gypsies.

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2 Comments

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   Comment by moof:
   Friday, February 9th 2007 at 8:06 | 

   this is funny ‘cos yesterday, I went for a wisdom teeth consultation, and the good doctor determined I don’t need to have mine removed!

   gypsies sell teeth for fairy dust. it could very well be gypsies.
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   Comment by Pixel:
   Sunday, February 11th 2007 at 15:10 | 

   It may not look like it, what with my slightly bruised face and overly gummy mouth, but I’m happy for you.

   

   Getting teeth removed is the dumps. Especially when those teeth are hiding and don’t want to be found.

   Stupid gypsies. . .