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28.

I’ve counted my teeth four times now and I keep ending up with 28.  That’s weird.  I could have sworn I counted 32 when the week started.  What happened to the other four teeth?

Furthermore, why are my cheeks swollen to the size of grapefruits and why can I feel gaps in my gums?

These seem like too many coincidences to not have purpose.  I think someone stole my wisdom teeth!

I blame the gypsies.

28. I’ve counted my teeth four times now and I keep ending up with 28.  That’s weird.  I could have sworn I counted 32 when the week started.  What happened to the other four teeth? Furthermore, why are my cheeks swollen to the size of grapefruits and why can I feel gaps in my gums?…

2 Comments

  1. this is funny ‘cos yesterday, I went for a wisdom teeth consultation, and the good doctor determined I don’t need to have mine removed!

    gypsies sell teeth for fairy dust. it could very well be gypsies. 😐

  2. It may not look like it, what with my slightly bruised face and overly gummy mouth, but I’m happy for you.

    😐

    Getting teeth removed is the dumps. Especially when those teeth are hiding and don’t want to be found.

    Stupid gypsies. . .