Month: March 2007

Road tripping along

My miniature road trip (I say miniature because it’s nothing compared to the roadtrip my friend Adriano is on as we speak) is nearing its apex. Today I travel to New Jersey to visit my old housemate Jess Levy. Jess is the avatar of Greek goddess Aphrodite. If there was ever anybody who I thought…

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Pants to Self

I had an idea today, but I didn’t have a scratch piece of paper or notebook handy, so I wrote it on my jeans. That led me to a brilliant and marketable idea: pants you can write on! Related posts: Dignity makes your ethical theory weak in the pants Have I ever told you that…

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Haiku to Moofruot

Meshie, I miss you I have search’d high and low Where are you? Don’t know Related posts: The Magic Ratio There is a direct and inverse squared ratio between the amount of awesome stuff one does and how many posts they put on their blog. Figure that one out.. .. Or don’t. Whatever. It works……

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Shh!! He’ll hear us!

I’m staying in my friend Sandy’s house for the week. I met her roommate two hours ago. Soon after I met her boyfriend Matt. They’re having sex right now. They’re trying to be quiet, but as you can see from this map, ________________ | . . . . . . . | |______|O . .…

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Philosophers eat their young

Philosophy as a discipline peaked in ancient Greece. Then Aristotle messed it up. See, Socrates took questions to the people in power. With Socrates, philosophy and Socratic questioning was enough to scare the church, noblemen and politicians. Socrates was so fantastic, in fact, that Plato spent the entire rest of his life writing little plays…

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Life?

Related posts: Manifesto A spectre is haunting me — the spectre of myself as I ought to be. All the powers of old have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Gods and kings, old friends… Most Popular Articles A list of posts thought significant and worth preservation by A Pixelated Mind International…

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