Bad times to show off your juggling ability
By Pixel. Filed in top lists |
- In bed
- On the toilet
- While handling electrical equipment
- While delivering a baby
- At the dentist
- During a psychiatric evaluation
- When there’s two seconds left on the clock
- While proposing
- Tuesdays
- To get out of a ticket
- While meeting your girlfriend’s father
- If you’re a plumber
- At a bank robbery
- When in doubt
- While pleading your case in front of a Senate subcommittee
- Behind a Senate subcommittee
- When surrounded by wildebeest
- On CSPAN or BookTV
- On a first date
- At a conference
- In Pamplona, Spain
- Moments away from death
- During a job interview
- At a political debate
- Ever, if used as a pun, metaphor, or limerick
- While holding triplets
- In a foxhole
- While speaking to a deaf person
- When daddy is hitting mommy
- When sneaking into the Pentagon or secret ninja base
- During the taping of a ransom demand
- While delivering a eulogy
- While interviewing the Dalai Llama1
- But not the Panchen Llama[↩]
Monday, October 22nd 2007 at 23:01 |
Random! Though I disagree on one count:
My best friend often says random things, and often I can’t tell if she’s serious or not, because they seem far fetched and crazy most of the time (one of her most memorable lines: “Mozart is my soulmate!”) but she has proclaimed on more than one occasion that she could never marry a man who couldn’t juggle. And know her as I do… I think she’s serious. So, it stands to be said, that at least in her case, juggling on a first date might not be such a bad idea, hmm?
Monday, October 22nd 2007 at 23:16 |
I have a similar list of ridiculous criteria for my ideal mate. Perhaps I should make a list sometime.
Either way, your friend sounds fun. One of my 18 resolutions this year was to learn to juggle.
Monday, October 22nd 2007 at 23:18 |
A list? A LIST?! Oh, I’ve been on top of the list thing for years. I don’t know where mine has gotten to, though. Hmm. Maybe I shall have to make another.
Tuesday, October 23rd 2007 at 12:36 |
Nice list!
Wednesday, October 24th 2007 at 22:00 |
agreed! nice list!
Thursday, October 25th 2007 at 23:10 |
Um, is it bad that I’ve chosen to show off my juggling ability (or lack thereof) on at least five of these occasions…?