Month: January 2008

How the future has failed

Hi, it’s me again: Pixel at age 10. I’m really angry at you all, because there is no flying cars and you guys have had YEARS to make them. Years. There’s more reasons you have failed. Let me list them. Here is the list: No laser guns. Lasers already exist, and should have been converted…

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I am in California!

Please see Monday’s post for a disclaimer. And now, for some highlights of this most recent leg of my journey: I left Moira’s house in the wee hours of the morning Along the way, the craziest thing happened! California had the hugest earthquake and broke off the United States! … You probably heard it on…

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Why Pentaceratops is more awesomer than Triceratops

Me at age 22 asked me now to guest post. I had to ask what a guest post was. My teacher in first grade, Mr. Archuleta, told me about e-mail once and my brother’s teacher told him what a fax machine was. I think it helps you do your taxes, but I don’t know for…

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I am in Arizona!

Actually, I’m writing this ahead of time so that, if I cannot get to the Internet today, you’ll still be able to read some yummy A Pixelated Mind thoughts. So this is my new map. I’ve made four.  Get to know and love it.  But you guys don’t want to know where I am.  You…

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House cleaning

Some quick administrative business before this week starts off: This week marks my odyssey to Seattle. I plan on arriving far earlier than the end of the week, but I thought I’d give myself some time off just in case. So I’ve written some advanced drafts chronicling my journey ahead of time (you’ll get the…

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An elephant divided against itself cannot stand

It surprises me how nobody in the blogosphere or the media has noticed this very interesting foible about the shape the presidential field has taken. I’m writing this before Rudy Giuliani gets third place in Florida, but I don’t really see a need to wait. As soon as Giuliani drops out of the race, there…

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