Meet the Pixel

The Race Card

Asking myself the questions I’m too scared to ask myself. Questioner Pixel Q.: First of all I’d like to welcome you and thank you for agreeing to this interview. Answerer Pixel Q.: It’s my pleasure, I’m a huge fan of…

I’m moving

It’s where it is

My blog header has been confusing me for a while. See, I live in New Mexico (Map included for your convenience). So it makes sense that the “A” in “A Pixelated Mind” is in its own mountain: the most famous…

I’ve decided to disclose

Are these sour skittles dirty too? Who knows??

In the interest of full disclosure, as I imagine this Web site encourages me to do, I’ve decided to reveal all funding and endorsements that might cloud my judgment when writing. Here’s an example: We all know I’m in the…

mwahahahah

Are these sour skittles dirty too? Who knows??

Dear world, I have now finished my graduate school applications. I suppose suicide would be inappropriate now, so I’ll just go on a murderous, celebratory rampage. Yee-ha!

Why I’m an asshole

Are these sour skittles dirty too? Who knows??

My whole Blog 365 strategy of writing posts ahead of time has made me be consistently one day late on all the blogosphere happenings. No worries. I’ll just add it to my list. A meme gakked from The Collective: I…

Run D:/Lurk.exe

Ninja lurk!

This week is Delurk week… apparently. I’m not entirely sure what that means. I sort of know most of the people who access my blog, but I guess there could be some surprises. Especially because the people who access this…

Which grade did you skip again?

Ninja lurk!

I was never taught my multiplication tables. I know them now, but I only learned them by noticing patterns in later math classes. The reason I never learned the tables is that I skipped the grade where everyone learned them:…

Current Events

Ninja lurk!

As my post for today, I’ve decided to be a bit riské and talk about politics and current events. As you all know, this is a very powerful time in the world today. Apart from the craziness going on in…

10 Things I Wish Would Happen

Ninja lurk!

Memed from Climbing on the Words: I’d get accepted to Madison, Duke, Minnesota, or Bloomington… hopefully all of the above. My paper would get accepted to a conference. The writers of House, Heroes, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and…

A very Charlie Brown question

That’s not really a kiss, Charlie Brown

Despite my best efforts, I am not a woman. As such, I often have questions for men who are women… maybe women who are women can answer too. What type of regrets do women have? I’ll illustrate this question with…

What ever happened to the good old days? Did you steal them?

My prediction for the Iowa Caucuses1 Democrats Barack Obama (37.36%) John Edwards (30%) Hillary Clinton (29.45%) Joe Biden (1%) Bill Richardson (2.13%) Dennis Kucinich (0%) Chris Dodd (0.02%) Republicans Mike Huckabee (34%) Mitt Romney (25%) Ron Paul (10%) John McCain…

The Oblique Guide for Movie Sequels

This time, make it personal Increase the stakes: what if the whole world needs the hero now? Bluff your way out of a plot by adding well-known actors Bring back the bad guy. Have it be personal, this time. If…

2007 pt. 2

I’ve decided I don’t like the number 2008. So, in order to make it acceptable, I’m just going to call it 2007 pt. 2. Or maybe 2007: Director’s Cut. Definitely something though. p.s. I calculated how many words fit on…