Month: February 2008

4. I was born at 19:41, on 29 May 1985. There’s nothing really special about this day, but I still pause every time I see the clock say 5:29. I have a friend who’s birthday it is today. I feel bad because I’ve missed it for the past eight years and she only has a…

3. If I get good practice, I can solve a standard Rubik’s cube in under 90 seconds. This meme is directed entirely at Ashley. She knows why. These are all official IMDB “Plot Keywords” to movies I like. I am including more keywords than usual, because I chose them specifically to throw you off. See…

2. My grandfather was a bracero. I never think about this, but it’s true. Craziness. Reasons why I’m not in marketing: He didn’t believe in Antler Ninjas: Ninjas with antlers for hands… He was DEAD Wrong. A family comedy you’ll all fucking enjoy Just when you thought it was all over He didn’t get even:…

1. I hate cheese. I don’t know why, but the texture and smell has always grossed me out. One exception: pizza. And no, I don’t know why it’s okay with bread and tomato sauce, it just is. From now onto the next one hundred posts, I’m going to post one new fact about me, just…

A bit after I wrote yesterday’s post, someone else from the past called me. We spoke for 153 minutes, ((13 centigrade)) which was awesome, because I hadn’t spoken to her in months. She was one of the two girls Gordon and I ate lunch with in pt. 2 of 4 and was an unmentioned fourth…

A quick note before you read this post. Everything here is completely true (with the mild exception that Frank’s real name is Daniel Davenport and my real name is Juan Reshawn Stolzalski, as previously discussed). I did not alter the quotes, the facts, or the story in any way. I’m not joking, kidding, and I…