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3. If I get good practice, I can solve a standard Rubik’s cube in under 90 seconds.

This meme is directed entirely at Ashley. She knows why.

These are all official IMDB “Plot Keywords” to movies I like. I am including more keywords than usual, because I chose them specifically to throw you off. See if you can guess what the movies are:¹

1. One Night / Twins / Foursome / Adultery / Sex / Female Nudity / Farting Contest / Character Name In Title
2. Shirtless Male Bondage / Atheist / Faith / Teacher Student Relationship / Secret Identity / Character Name In Title
3. Wallflower / Journalist / Beautiful Woman / Unrequited Love / Human Relationship / Single Father / Severe Diarrhea
4. Bagpipe / False Identity / Hit In Crotch / Tuba / Rock Band / American Football / Title Spoken By Character
5. Lesbian / Science Fair / Based On Cult TV Series / High School /Teacher Student Relationship / Drug Addict / Prostitute
6. No Opening Credits / 555 Phone Number / Revolving Door / Plato / Obscene Finger Gesture / Title Spoken By Character
7. Pearl Necklace / No Opening Credits / Repeated Line / No Title At Beginning / Poison / Antidote / Character Name In Title
8. No Opening Credits / Demonic Grin / Deus Ex Machina / Real Life Siblings As Fictional Siblings / Character Name In Title
9. Dysfunctional Family / Television / Destiny / Crush / Love At First Sight / Unwanted Kiss / Title Spoken By Character
10. Altering History / Clock / Part Of Trilogy / Inventor / Car Trouble / Destiny / Manure / Time Machine / Delorean DMC 12

Can anybody (read: Ashley) guess what movies these are?

1. Here’s a hint: you can’t.[↩]

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