Welcome to Casa de Pixel

Living Room

Okay, so not really. It’s actually Casa de Judy1, but she lets me stay here for $650 a month. So it’s really Cuarto de Pixel.2 But at least it has Muebles de Pixel.3 These pics are all taken from the…

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Having an ethnic name,1 I sometimes get people expecting me to show up in a Dashiki Poncho with bling. When I show up wearing only the bling, people are somewhat surprised. My name hinders my chances when applying for a…

Sombrero, Poncho, and Trench Coat

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I can count on one hand how many times I’ve worn a giant sombrero or a poncho or a trench coat, but this doesn’t seem to stop people from having those instances be the first time they remember seeing me.…

*AHEM!*

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Read this and weep:1 For those of you not in the know, Duke is ranked 36th worldwide in philosophy, but 1st worldwide in philosophy of biology, which is my intended focus. You might say I only got accepted because of…

Lesson I learned today

Washing your hands consists of four necessary and sufficient steps. Run water over hands Lather hands with soap Run water over hands Dry And yet, if you mess up the order, as I just did, it doesn’t work.

The Million Mac March

I’m so sick of discrimination, I want to vomit in fury.  I’d finally gotten to the point in my life when I thought that I was okay with this.  When I thought that the world was changing and that in…

Podarchy!

My friend and I are going to start a podcast soon, but we want to come up with a name first. So throw out ideas, I’ll leave this post at the top until we have a name for our show.…

Pros and Cons of ‘Horse’

Actual conversation: Pixel:  Okay, let’s list the pros and cons of Heroin.  I’m for it.  PRO: New circle of friends. Yoshi:  But you get AIDS. Pixel:  Good point…  okay, PRO:  Learn valuable skills in using hypodermic needles. Yoshi:  CON:  You…

Why I am better than you at age 10

Hey guys! It’s Pixel at age 10 here with a message of why I’m so cool. You probably know that, but you also probably did not know that this means I’m cooler than you. It’s true! Here are five reasons:…

I am in Washington!

Lookie Where I Am!

But this time I’m not lying or projecting into the future.  Here’s a summary of what’s happened to me thus far: Leaving in the wee hours of the morning is a bad idea when you haven’t slept all day. When…