2. My grandfather was a bracero. I never think about this, but it’s true. Craziness.
Reasons why I’m not in marketing:
- He didn’t believe in Antler Ninjas: Ninjas with antlers for hands… He was DEAD Wrong.
- A family comedy you’ll all fucking enjoy
- Just when you thought it was all over
- He didn’t get even: he got odd.
- You’ll cry until you puke with laughter
- That’s right, we made another one
- So many special effects, you’ll wonder where the plot went
- From the people that made Battlefield Earth, Jason X, and Epic Movie comes another cinematic masterpiece
- Who ever knew drugs could cause problems for other people?
- This chick movie has a guy picture-in-picture of porn!
- You’ll never want to touch a Bounty paper towel again…
- This movie is ZOMFG!!!
- Their love was forbidden: by law.