Month: March 2008

35. I’ve been to 33 states in the U.S., 10 in Mexico, and 1 in Australia. I still haven’t visited Canada, but that’ll have to wait until Moof asks me. It occurred to me today that I always mention Trumpet Rob to my friend Daniel, but never the reverse. ((Then again, I see Daniel a…

34.  I did not get drunk until I was 20.  And to this day, I’ve probably only gotten tipsy a dozen times or so. Wow, aside from getting into two good grad schools, I was also accepted at a conference.  I just forgot to say anything about it before because I was too busy posting…

33.  I pretend to be a guy who pretends to be all sorts of things that I really am.  It’s like being a guy who dresses up as a woman dressing up as a man.  For instance, I bombastically claim to know a lot about typeface (which seems like I’m making fun of a caricature…

32. Sometimes, when I’m bored in the shower, I shave my legs. I think it’s a bit hypocritical to demand women do it, but not be willing to do it myself. Besides, body hair disgusts me. Huh, sorry about that. I’ve been visiting Duke for the past few days and I just forgot to tell…

31. I refused to keep a resume until I graduated from college.  I sort of regret that now.  I look much, much worse on paper than I do in real life. I’m not sure why people always think about attractiveness first when thinking about their ideal lover. Actually, I am sure, I just wish it…

30.  Senior year, I tricked my parents into getting me a cell phone by pretending I didn’t want one as a “leash.”  About three days after they ‘surprised’ me with it, I lost it.  Apparently I switched it with a Mountain Dew while reaching into the cooler.  When I did finally find it, I dried…