Bad times to answer a cell phone
By Pixel. Filed in top lists |
30. Senior year, I tricked my parents into getting me a cell phone by pretending I didn’t want one as a “leash.” About three days after they ‘surprised’ me with it, I lost it. Apparently I switched it with a Mountain Dew while reaching into the cooler. When I did finally find it, I dried all the parts, put it back together and charged it. Then I kept that phone for years… I miss that phone.
I thought I’d give you all a break from my pseudo-deep thoughts. Three quasi-related posts are coming up in quick succession until Saturday.
- During a bank robbery
- While receiving a speeding ticket
- On a first date
- While being mugged
- While your professor is chastising you for being late
- During a marathon
- While in the restroom (for any reason)
- While hiding from a monster
- Cat burgling your boss’ house
- During a panty raid
- When the music is pumpin’ pumpin’
- When the S.S. is looking for you
- During communion
- During confession
- During a baptism
- During an inauguration
- After losing a limb
- While having a heart attack
- While being waterboarded
- During a play
- During deposition
- In a closing statement
- In a movie
- Just before a first kiss
Wednesday, March 26th 2008 at 11:23 |
that was a great phone, you can’t find that snake game anymore… what ever happen to your car Marty??