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Bad times to answer a cell phone

30.  Senior year, I tricked my parents into getting me a cell phone by pretending I didn’t want one as a “leash.”  About three days after they ‘surprised’ me with it, I lost it.  Apparently I switched it with a Mountain Dew while reaching into the cooler.  When I did finally find it, I dried all the parts, put it back together and charged it.  Then I kept that phone for years…  I miss that phone.

I thought I’d give you all a break from my pseudo-deep thoughts.  Three quasi-related posts are coming up in quick succession until Saturday.

  • During a bank robbery
  • While receiving a speeding ticket
  • On a first date
  • While being mugged
  • While your professor is chastising you for being late
  • During a marathon
  • While in the restroom (for any reason)
  • While hiding from a monster
  • Cat burgling your boss’ house
  • During a panty raid
  • When the music is pumpin’ pumpin’
  • When the S.S. is looking for you
  • During communion
  • During confession
  • During a baptism
  • During an inauguration
  • After losing a limb
  • While having a heart attack
  • While being waterboarded
  • During a play
  • During deposition
  • In a closing statement
  • In a movie
  • Just before a first kiss

30.  Senior year, I tricked my parents into getting me a cell phone by pretending I didn’t want one as a “leash.”  About three days after they ‘surprised’ me with it, I lost it.  Apparently I switched it with a Mountain Dew while reaching into the cooler.  When I did finally find it, I dried…

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