Twitter Grab Bags
By Pixel. Filed in goodie grab bag |
Cuz Ashley publishes my good ideas before I do. Since I stopped making my twitters into asides on this post, these are the things you’ve missed by not following me on twitter. I’m going to post them twenty at a time.
- I’m going to post an update of what I’m doing… coincidentally, what I’m doing is updating my Twitter.
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09:58 PM September 06, 2007: Pixelation is celebrating Ramadan this year, not because he’s muslim, he’s not, but just because he likes fasting.
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Collecting sick children coaster profiles from St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital… they’re hi-LAR-ious!!
- It’s not gay if you close your eyes and think of France.
- 12:02 AM December 26, 2007: If my relationship wasn’t a joke, why was there a punchline at the end?
- I think super speed would suck if you still got tired like normal..
- Why does the Wikipedia article for Anne Frank not have any ‘Criticisms’ section?
- Life is too short to listen to anything but the white stripes
- My brain: “Pixel’s going on a date? Huh. I always thought he was gay. I wonder how much he’s paying her.”
- Have you ever wanted to thwack a smarmy bastard so hard it made him cry? Yeah, i guess i deserved that.
- Phenomenology. Why does something i care so little about have such a cool name?
- An example of political suicide: “Yeah, well maybe Martin Luther King was ASKING to get shot.”
- 06:43 PM April 05, 2008: The order is bitch to yourself, joke to others. I always get the two confused..
- 1: would you ever hit a lady with a baby?
2: Of course not, I’d hit her with a brick. - Drinking makes the world go round… Wait, stop! Why is the world going round??
- It’s almost 1 o’clock, why don’t I have pants on yet? This isn’t an episode of Cops!
- I’ve been offered four jobs so far this year: each one better than the last. I wonder how long I have to wait to be offered ‘President.’
- ‘code three to register one?’ Man, why don’t they call them something awesome, like ‘code ninja to register gorilla’?
- *Phew!* My to do list is almost finished. All I have left is “Learn French.” … Aww, crud.
- Wait, the pope is Catholic? Since when? I’m surprised that’s not a bigger news story
Monday, September 22nd 2008 at 11:31 |
Hmmm…I don’t actually know what twitter means. You’re probably smacking your forehad with your hand after reading that.
Also I think this semester is making my brain want to explode or perhaps implode I’m not sure. Help? Anyone? I was only KIDDING when I said I was completely self-sufficient!
Friday, September 26th 2008 at 21:10 |
Call me ismail. No, not Ishmail, ismail. Yes, there is news, but I’m fucked ’cause I don’t do Mac. I tried, but I have seen the future and it doesn’t work. If there is more to Twitter but face value, I don’t see it. I feel so exposed.
Friday, September 26th 2008 at 21:14 |
PS: Should you win Megabucks tomorrow, would you consider buying a financial institution?