Month: November 2008

I think I just misquoted myself

“I really want her to not hate me, but I also really want her to shut up.  You can understand the bind I’m in.” — Me to my friend Frank Related posts: Of a Situation Comedy Nature I really like this section. I’m not sure why: Eli: I need to do something. Jonathan: Like work…

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Laughing while doing the ‘daily grind’

Here’s a fun game I call the ‘euphemizer.’  Basically, come up with a nickname for your naughty parts that is also jargon you hear in your work/field/profession. I call mine the “Nomological Dangler.”  What’s yours? Related posts: A Pass is a Pass is a Pass I studied for a semester in Pennsylvania. Every item I…

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He is such an upstanding citizen

“We don’t want any drunk people here.  So if you’re at this party and you’re drunk, I want you to get in your car right now and drive home.” — Frank Jagear Related posts: Happy Bidet Word to the wise. Today is Frank Jagear’s birthday. Be sure to throw some rocks at him…. “Remember that…

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The Guest Star Strikes Back!

It seems Pixel is still being a lazy bugger about the daily update thing. And so, once more I rip the reigns from his sweating, nervous hands and steer this baby in the direction of an update, loosing several sled dogs in this awkward metaphor. In case you don’t get it, the ‘sled dogs’ are…

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Guest Star: Some guy!

Since Pixel has failed his goal of “a post a day”, I figured I should at least make an attempt for the SITE to succeed in that goal. As long as there are 30 posts this month, it all averages out, right? Ladies and gentlemen, some of you know me, some of you don’t. My…

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When she’s crying, I start lying

I think I just quit nablopomo. Related posts: Manifesto A spectre is haunting me — the spectre of myself as I ought to be. All the powers of old have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Gods and kings, old friends… Most Popular Articles A list of posts thought significant and worth…

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