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  • I don’t prejudge, I just precorrelate.
  • All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican. I, on the other hand, moved to North Carolina and now it’s tinting blue.
  • So it turns out I don’t have cancer. Oh, well, you can’t win them all.
  • Not only can I not spare change, I can’t even spare time to answer this ques–
  • I don’t want to know how to live the good life, I want to lead the Great life.
  • Just once i want to read ’emphasis removed.’
  • I don’t print single-sided because I can’t read that many pages.
  • I worry that one day I’ll recline my chair too far, fall, and crack open my head. Then the police report will say: “death by comfort.”
  • Have you ever wondered if perhaps This is what it Is to be happy? Perhaps that’s all there is to it? Whenever I think that it makes me sad..
  • I’ve chosen all my jokes for next semester: logic, ethics, some bio, some cog sci, and perhaps “responsibility” or “Rousseau.”
  • It occurs to me that prisoners just have more dilemmas than the rest of us.
  • That’s not a Rorschach, that’s my handwriting!
  • My goal in every psychological experiment is to be an outlier.
  • I think I’m just going to sit around and wait for social justice.
  • I don’t have a bookmark, so I’m just going to have to remember where I was… Chapter 1, Page 1.
  • Every one of you is a generalizer.
  • I don’t like weddings, I barely like funerals, and I HATE kids’ birthday parties.
  • Why is it so easy to click ‘send’ and so hard to click ‘retrieve?’
  • I’ve decided I update my status too often. I’m not going to stop doing it, I was just thinking about it and thought you’d like to know.
  • I wrote my thesis on the back of a bar napkin. Now if only I could find it…

I don’t prejudge, I just precorrelate. October 24 All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican. I, on the other hand, moved to North Carolina and now it’s tinting blue. October 26 So it turns out I don’t have cancer. Oh, well, you can’t win them all. October 28 Not only…