You don’t even want to know…

By Pixel. Filed in quotes  |   

     

“You can’t have my sperm!  I need it!”

— Me, two days ago, to a lesbian in Alaska.

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6 Comments

1. 

   Comment by Steve:
   Monday, November 17th 2008 at 2:51 | 

   You turned down a lesbian?

   I don’t even KNOW you anymore.
2. 

   Comment by Pixel:
   Monday, November 17th 2008 at 8:24 | 

   It wasn’t an offer — and she didn’t want it in the fun way.
3. 

   Comment by Steve:
   Monday, November 17th 2008 at 15:16 | 

   It wasn’t an offer? Was it a demand? Are you being held hostage by vicious lesbites? Blink twice if you’re in mortal danger.
4. 

   Comment by Pixel:
   Monday, November 17th 2008 at 17:13 | 

   Blink. Blink. Blink.
5. 

   Comment by Steve:
   Monday, November 17th 2008 at 22:22 | 

   He’s in Canada! The fiends!
   P.S. I’m two jumps away from Seth Green in two seperate (but linked) social directions. I’ve never been cooler in my LIFE.
6. 

   Comment by Angela:
   Monday, November 17th 2008 at 23:06 | 

   Someone’s trying to do Shakespeare lipograms. Thought you’d find it interesting.
   http://www.shakespeareteacher.com/blog/archives/907