Some solutions to the budget deficit

By Pixel. Filed in top lists  |   

     

1. Raise taxes to crippling levels
2. Cut spending to destitute levels
3. Legalize drugs/gay marriage/slavery/super porn/the hunting of humans and tax it
4. Sell Alaska back to Russia for 50x what we bought it for
5. Declare war on China, acquire them, and forgive our debt
6. Bring the manufacturing industry back to America by hook (but also by crook)
7. Ponzi scheme
8. Sell off various political positions
9. Move everyone overnight to Mexico
10. Have a really, really big bake sale

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5 Comments

1. 

   Comment by meznor:
   Sunday, December 21st 2008 at 8:57 | 

   I like #10 the best…
2. 

   Comment by Sarah:
   Monday, December 22nd 2008 at 20:44 | 

   I’ll start making cupcakes.
3. 

   Comment by Steve:
   Wednesday, December 24th 2008 at 2:25 | 

   11. Go to a Casino and put the country’s budget all on red, then let it ride.

   12. Make a ‘Birthing’ tax so people have to pay to give birth.

   13. Invade Canada and nick their stuff.

   14. Ebay off leftover missile silos

   15. Ebay off leftover missiles.
4. 

   Comment by breakerslion:
   Wednesday, December 24th 2008 at 13:33 | 

   Tax the churches.
5. 

   Comment by Pixel:
   Thursday, December 25th 2008 at 0:50 | 

   Steve: love 11 and 15.
   Breakers: F’ing brilliant! How I miss my heathen freaders sometimes.

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