Month: June 2009

Have you ever met one of those people that you just can’t get enough of?  They may not be the funniest or the smartest or the most charming, but you’re always excited when you see them and always enjoy talking to them? I don’t mean general friends here.  I love hanging out with my friends. …

Hm.  I’m starting to think I should delete a lot of these people’s numbers if I have such low opinions of them.  Actually.  This series is pretty much depressing me. You’re quirky and cool, but not as much as you seem to think.  I love being around you, but not for very long. You should…

The SPAM-bots are out en masse.  I’m seriously considering turning off comments.  I hate it when other places do that, but….  I seriously have to delete comments every day. So… what do you think? Related posts: Blogging has overtaken SPAM in popularity I’ll probably never go to most of these, but still. Whoa… Ha ha!…

Nobody will get this unless you happen to know a little too much about this particular person. I love everything about you.  I liked you better when you were younger, but I equally enjoy your prank-playing future self.  I guess you could lose a little weight and gain a little muscle.  Maybe read, write, and…

Two today.  Eep. I’m sorry about all the problems you’ve been going through recently.  Even the predictable ones suck.  I wish you the best of luck, though.  Seriously. You are a violent person, but you were such a unique part of my life that you gave me enough material for a four-part series to write…

Marriage proposals Imminent plans Government secrets Illegal pornography Unforgivable pornography The ‘Money shot’ Smells Directions Punches Poverty Sextually Transmitted Infections The Sunday New York Times Plasma Ransom negotiations Related posts: Manifesto A spectre is haunting me — the spectre of myself as I ought to be. All the powers of old have entered into a…