Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XI of XXVI)

Hm.  I’m starting to think I should delete a lot of these people’s numbers if I have such low opinions of them.  Actually.  This series is pretty much depressing me.

  • You’re quirky and cool, but not as much as you seem to think.  I love being around you, but not for very long.
  • You should clean up after yourself more.
  • Pretty much all of the photographers had a crush on you, you realize this, of course?  I only took photos part time, though, so mine was only a part-time crush.
  • When I look at cows in the eyes, I see no glimmer of intelligence and it makes me sad…  I don’t know why I said that, I really meant to say something meaningful about you, but got bored before I even began.
  • It makes me sad you got married.  Not because you rushed into it, though I know you did, just because I didn’t get a chance to ask you out before then.

Navigationpt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi

Hm.  I’m starting to think I should delete a lot of these people’s numbers if I have such low opinions of them.  Actually.  This series is pretty much depressing me. You’re quirky and cool, but not as much as you seem to think.  I love being around you, but not for very long. You should…