Month: July 2009

Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XIX of XXVI)

This is where I’m glad that my phonebook is alphabetical by nicknames rather than anything else. You should come out with us more.  You’re relatively cool, but mostly we just want to hang out with your friends. I didn’t make anything better and was likely instrumental in making it significantly worse.  I truly am sorry…

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Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XVIII of XXVI)

Man… did everyone in New Mexico’s name start with this letter? I love all the books you’ve given me and all the games we’ve played and am glad and proud to call you my true friend. Please explain whether you are in love with me as a person or as a boy.  Then please explain…

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Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XVII of XXVI)

Hm.  I see what I did here. We should hang out about 10 percent more often than we currently do.  Because right now you seem too cool, but I think 10 percent more saturation ought to do it. I look forward to coming up with witty and original ways of referring to you in the…

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Worst Segues Ever

Gakked from Steve: … But enough about your dad dying, have you ever heard of pet rocks? … speaking of things breaking when they’re not supposed to… … speaking of Billy, you know how when you dropped off your child, you said ‘don’t lose him’ and we all laughed?… … now that you mention it,…

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Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XVI of XXVI)

….  well, this is a short post.  I know two people who have this letter as the first letter of their name.  Neither of them are in my phone book.  But who cares, right? ¡Piyo!  Te quiero mucho y me caes muy bien. I don’t actually appreciate your sense of humor quite so much.  It…

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Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XV of XXVI)

This… this one took a while. Your life makes me sad that people have to live through mistakes before they develop good judgment.  It bothers me what became of you.  I loved you like a brother and now…  now I can barely stand you. I find you attractive in so many ways.  I’m glad you…

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