Sigh. I’m so emo right now I could wear eyeliner.

Why am I always so tired Friday mornings? Is it because I always stay up Thursday nights to write my weekly response? Yes.

Just made a highly inaccurate l1st of philosophy grad students. I’ll add you/delete you if you let me know what you are.

A lot of my Twitter friends are sending me some links. I’d better click on them just to be safe.

In the past week, I’ve gotten more phone calls from people asking me for money than I have from real people. Sad.

I would never wear a snuggie. They look stupid. A poncho, though, is a very ingenious article of clothing.

Reading two books with ‘sex’ in the title. “Sex and Death” and “Power, Sex, Suicide.” Neither is really about sex, sadly.

Dear Animal Farm: I do not think equal means what you think it means.

Van Leeuwenhoek discovered spermatozoa in 1677. How did he get a sample to look at under a microscope? …think about it.

Saw a talk today with science so soft it purred.

Science says that I’m more likely to trust people that I think find me attractive. … so… no one.

I really like Slate Magazine’s XX Factor podcast whenever they have a male panelist. You know: for legitimacy.

I’m trying to decide between two unappealing options: wear a sweater every single day this winter or gain a lot of weight.

I think I need psychological counseling for my irrational fear of sigmas. Either that or a math class.

I’m lucky that when I fell off my bike I was wearing a helmet. I’m doubly lucky that I also didn’t hit my head.