Month: December 2010

2010 Redux

Did I accomplish all of my goals for this year?  Did I accomplish any? This past year I stopped making 18 resolutions because I kept forgetting them and had less than a .500 batting average. I went down to seven in accordance with this post. So here we go: Issue (and meet) a Creative Challenge…

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2010 Off Paper

Every year since 2005, I’ve posted sporatic memories here at the end of the year. The last few posts of a year and the first few posts of the next tend to be very mecentric and likely difficult for most other people to understand. But.. you’ll have that. Anyway, here are some random memories from…

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Friend, I hardly know thee

Here’s a fun game: pick a friend you know really well then spend an entire evening pretending to be shocked by their normal behaviors as if you didn’t really know them at all. Example using my friend Bre: “Wait, you’re drinking? I thought your extremely religious convictions would be against that! …You’re not religious? Oh,…

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Worst Humanities Movie Plot

Humanities are also usually done terribly in movies. This is a synopsis of the movie with the worst humanities ever: Jersey Jones is a sexy professor of comparative literature at a major private university. He teaches a 0/1 load. ((though the ‘1’ is an online course during the summer, so he barely goes to class…

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Worst Science Movie Plot

Science is usually done terribly in movies. I know a little bit of science, I think. Enough to make a couple of good scripts. But that’s boring. What I want to see is the opposite. This is a synopsis of the movie with the worst science ever: Impulsive and snappy high schooler Mikey McMoth is…

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The Journal of Half-Baked Ideas

My friend Hagop once came up with the idea for a “Journal of Half-Baked Ideas.” I wasn’t actually there to witness it, so I don’t know any of the details wanted to include in it, but I’ve decided to run away with the idea and take it as my own. I have lots of ideas.…

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