Month: January 2011

I’ve decided that from now on I will live a satirical life in the following ways: I will fear Canadian immigrants because they are stealing our jobs. I will fight for a cure for Gum Disease. I will regard left-handed people as second-class citizens and insist they use separate water fountains and not be allowed…

(Crossposted) This is a list of items I hope to do every day. If I fail at any particular item, it’s okay, because there are many items on this list and I just want to do most of them: Run 5k Write microfiction for 20 minutes Write one sentence Write e-mails for 10 minutes Read…

Here we go! Let’s get it DONE this year. No particular new projects to work on. Get down to 172 lbs. or 12% body fat Start and maintain a podcast Maintain my Sarah Project Maintain my secret Sentence Project Pass my departmental prelim, write a chapter Super Friend Bash 2011 Finish writing my microfiction Related…