2012
February
January
2011
December
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
- PODCAST!
Things I am bad at estimating
Time Travel: A Mini-Comic
Nonsense and Reference
Pixel's Central Axiom of Dating
Super Friend Bash 2011
My New Comic!
Why I hate the Onion
Things Past Me was better at
January
2010
December
- 2010 Redux
2010 Off Paper
Friend, I hardly know thee
Worst Humanities Movie Plot
Worst Science Movie Plot
The Journal of Half-Baked Ideas
November
- “I’m just really sad I won’t get to have an interstellar pen-pal”
Sequel Space
Quite simply the worst bluff… ever.
Nominations open for my Personal Person of the Year
Happy Blogoversary!
Just another six-word story for you
October
- Rules for Promises
This is a prologue to a post
I helped bring you into this world, I can help take you out of it.
August
July
June
May
- What is your life even for?
¡¡oo!
29 things to do before I turn 29
I'm really well-respected by members of the UFO Community!
Things I didn't do before I turned 25
Some more types of problems
April
March
- Hourly Comic Day 2010
Two Top Ten Lists... sort of
It is not the case that it is both To Be and Not To Be
February
- Dear Pixel, age 23,
February, the month of Pencil & Paper III
February, the month of Pencil & Paper II
Spring 2010 Schedule
February, the month of Pencil & Paper
January
- January, the month of diagnostic tests IV
Back to Square Zero
January, the month of diagnostic tests III
You're supposed to fail diagnostic tests
January, the month of diagnostic tests II
January, the month of diagnostic tests
New Decade Resolutions
2010
2009
December
November
- a quick note.
When is it ever okay to get back together with an ex?
Two Thousand, One Hundred and Fifty Fifth Post
This is not a new post.
NaBloPoMo
October
- My ten least favorite online interactions
Stupid things you can do after a break up
Internal Dialogues I
Emotional Faithfulness
What's a little secret life between friends?
From the heart
Sex and the Psyche
Emotional cheating
September
August
- Things I wish I could conclude about my psyche, but can't
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XXVI of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XXV of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XXIV of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XXIII of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XXII of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XXI of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XX of XXVI)
My Current Best and Worst Case Scenarios
July
- Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XIX of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XVIII of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XVII of XXVI)
Worst Segues Ever
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XVI of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XV of XXVI)
Advice is context-relative
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XIV of XXVI)
My Once Best and Worst Case Scenarios
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XIII of XXVI)
How to find Happiness
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XII of XXVI)
June
- Personality Crushes
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. XI of XXVI)
SPAM
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. X of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. IX of XXVI)
Things for which text messaging is an inappropriate medium
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. VIII of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. VII of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. VI of XXVI)
So I set my face on fire today
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. V of XXVI)
May
- Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. IV of XXVI)
11000
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. III of XXVI)
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. II of XXVI)
Social Awareness
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't (pt. I of XXVI)
Apologies for things I wish I could have said, but didn't
Things I wish I could say to people, but can't
"So" questions
Postcards
Things you should totally buy me for my birthday
Experimental Philosophy
On the Catwalk
Why it is okay to panic
Pregret
April
- Reasons to go back on Facebook
Ten things you do not want to figure out after the fact
Pearls before Swine
Things that are sketchy and things that are not
Callooh! Callay
March
February
January
- I am honestly interested
It's a state, I swear!
Can you say Eurotrip?
I'm rewriting my novel, what do you think?
2009
2008
December
- 2008 Redux
2008 Off Paper
I'm in your blog, upping your postcount
Some solutions to the budget deficit
Year's End, a Review
I have finished! I have survived!
November
- I think I just misquoted myself
Laughing while doing the 'daily grind'
He is such an upstanding citizen
The Guest Star Strikes Back!
Guest Star: Some guy!
When she's crying, I start lying
Twitter Grab Bags V
Neo: The Matrix has you.... Sexually.
Have you ever seen American Pie?
You don't even want to know...
Oppressing others is very hard work
Phone calls at two a.m...
why i blog — Pixelated Mind edition
Twitter Grab Bags IV
Twitter Grab Bags III
I speak in aphorisms most days
How to fail at Philosophy
He punched me in the face.
So, why are you studying philosophy?
I do it all the time
I think too much... do nothing
She says she hates the game
I have thoughts, but no words
Pamphlet: How Poo Can Help You!
I don't consider blog titles canon
On pornography and respect for persons...
October
- Nablopomo
Remember where you hid the bodies.
"Some days are better than others"
I become people's favourite friend sometimes
An old flame in cold wind...
I wanted to write something snazzy..
I always speak truth to power
I give all my inspiration away
I don't know what this is...
Too happy to be a philosopher...
Why should we care about poverty?
Whoever said time heals all wounds...
Why you should never assume anything...
"I didn't call because I wanted to make a podcast."
Want to make other people update your blog?
If you could control your emotions...
don't eat the cookie dough
Some more possible constrained writing games
Oh, the melodies in my head.
In Response to Pixel's Twitter Nags
The sky's gonna fall on us!
Here's some advice for graduate school
I've decided to update more often
"I put a scared, 350 pound white man in a car with me"
While you were drinking and having fun Friday night, I was getting beaten and burglarized
Buzzword Bingo Sheet
September
- Twitter Grab Bags II
Twitter Grab Bags
My titles are often six words
Logical Fallacy Sheet
Spot the Logical Fallacy
100 Things about Me, pt. 100 of 100
More Grad School Games
August
- Grad School Games
Sometimes, even I wonder if I'm just making it all up
Quact
What's this? Why is it all going over me? Could it be that I am in over my head?
SO LONG, SUCKERS!!
My mom says I shouldn't pack the fine China with the bowling balls, I say she's being too pessimistic
There'll be time enough to sleep when I'm dead... which will happen soon enough if I don't go to sleep soon
The score to beat is 2
Why does everybody love Pixel?
Another Way to Avoid Getting Mugged
July
June
May
- 110O!
Punching Elderly Pigeons
There, there, shut up little girl.
And that was when I stopped caring
Evolutionary Aesthetics
Book Smarts vs. Street Smarts [part 1 of 2 of (part 2 of 2)]
Blindness
Enter now, supplies are limited, entry is not
Sometimes I feel my life is a Dinosaur Comic
Silly media
It's not about charity, it's about the humanity
One more thing that will never come to pass
Who's more to blame: me for writing this, or you for reading it?
Do I owe Arty Nielsen more than I owe Stevey Carell?
Temptation Toilet Zero
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Awesome
Humor in Inappropriate Places, or HIP
Street Smarts vs. Book Smarts (part 1 of 2)
April
- When (and how) to argue
Wow, that took a dark turn at the end...
Ghost in the Machine
A Photo Project
Can you think of any movie that takes place in Arizona besides Tombstone? Yeah, think about it...
Bad people to be around during a crisis
Flunking Expelled
Love me or hate me
A New Schedule!
Five songs that didn't quite manage to illustrate a Pixel
Five songs to illustrate a Pixel
I need a name for the token human... Would Tony Kenneth be too obvious?
This probably needs a longer introduction
Making me ashamed
Making me proud
Wow, way to depress your audience, Pixel
Cool is a fandom
Things I don't find funny
A compliment greater than which nothing can be conceived, an insult like they just aborted said compliment
AIM Transcripts II: How to screw with a person's sanity
Video Killed the Radio Star
The other, other closet
My talents are wasted here
Phrases that could end political careers
I miss irony... do you ever think she's coming back?
I'm not sure I'll bother titling this
I'm so excellent, I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm a fool in general, no need to single out a specific day
March
- The one-sided battle between Trumpet Rob and Sax Dan
Oh, yeah, and I'm presenting at a conference this week
I'd say it to your face, if I hadn't been waiting for you to leave first
I am in North Carolina!
Nobody falls in love with a résumé
Bad times to answer a cell phone
Do men have lower standards than women?
A thought-by-thought account of The Case of the Chocolate Coin Pips
When wrong number text messages fight back
Everytime I read a post about someone else's life, I always wonder if it isn't just an elaborate farce, the way my blog is...
Sheaby, Maybe
I always thought Donald and Daisy looked alike...
Is it bad to give up on someone?
If it didn't hurt, it wouldn't be family
Are you Okay?
I'll eventually stop posting about this
Immanetizing the Eschaton
F'ing with SEO
Unnecessary Qualifiers
Oh, and I met an atheistic substance dualist
Passing the Buck
What makes someone a good grad student
Am I the only one that's still posting every day?
Pros and Cons of staying in Seattle
Iditarod, 2008
Garfield Minus Garfield
When you shoud discuss religion with me
I <3 My Mommy
I'm such a devil
Pixelopolis
February
- Happy Birthday Holly!
Abusing databases
Rejected Film Taglines
100 Things about Me, pt. 1 of 100
The Tale of Someone Else
The Trial of Sordon Gpurgeon, pt. 5 of 4
The Ballad of the Legendary Tale of Sordon Gpurgeon, pt. 4 of 4
The Tale of Sordon Gpurgeon (part 3 of 4)
The Legend of Sordon Gpurgeon (part 2 of 4)
The Ballad of Sordon Gpurgeon (part 1 of 4)
Meta-shock
Welcome to Casa de Pixel
10 Things that make people click on your post title
Checkmark Ethnicity
Sombrero, Poncho, and Trench Coat
*AHEM!*
*ahem*
10 Things all of my friends should be willing to do
Lesson I learned today
The Million Mac March
Podarchy!
Pros and Cons of 'Horse'
All political systems tend toward two parties
Why I am better than you at age 10
I am in Washington!
Why philosophers should not associate with psychologists
Why being 10 is the best age ever
I am in Oregon!
January
- How the future has failed
I am in California!
Why Pentaceratops is more awesomer than Triceratops
I am in Arizona!
House cleaning
An elephant divided against itself cannot stand
I'm incredible, arrogant, and deluded, but not for the reasons you argue
100 Questions Everyone Should be Able to Answer
I, Rule (part IV)
Dear Pixel, age 22,
Ideas for bad movie sequels
Here's another idea!
The Race Card
Here's an idea!
Would you tell anyone if you won the lottery?
Meet the Pixel
It's funny because it's happening to somebody else
I'm moving
I've decided to disclose
mwahahahah
Why I'm an asshole
Run D:/Lurk.exe
Which grade did you skip again?
Current Events
10 Things I Wish Would Happen
All Hail Patient Joseph, the Step Father of Jesus
I've seen the same meme three times now. So... why not?
A very Charlie Brown question
I knew it! You had the good old days in your pocket all along!
What ever happened to the good old days? Did you steal them?
The Oblique Guide for Movie Sequels
2007 pt. 2
2008
2007
December
- 2007 Redux
Would you tell your friend if you didn't like his/her partner?
Question to the Blogosphere?
Randomly Moofed
Deep, like a lobster
Reapplications for friendships requested
I'm really famous on TV: haven't you ever seen America's Most Wanted?
I think Ashley said it best when she said...
Advice for Graduate School
Things that are awkward
Texts I've sent in the last seven days
November
- Just a reminder...
Super Secret Project of Mystery!!
I am thankful for... friends
I have decided to boycott NaBloPoMo
Hobbes was Right!
I am thankful for reality
Killing kittens by the truckload
Some things that are coincidences and some that are not
Guide to the extended family
I <3 Hugs
i am thankful for all nighters
I </3 Memes
All filler, no killer
Ode to the Lappy
Things you only miss when they're gone
Things I do that Jack Bauer doesn't
Zoom zoom whir whir
Why I love my friends
Hot, like a bell pepper
The game's on you!
I am thankful for... good professors
Waiting indefinitely for applause
This post is available for 99¢ at the iTunes store
Why do bad sons happen to good mothers?
To qualify as a recipient of this letter, you must comment on this post
My Lappy Broke :‘( ...again
Things you should and should not shake (and how to tell the difference)
I wrote it, so at least I know it's worth reading
I'm glad I have a medium
I am thankful for... projects
October
- A Pixelated Novel
Random Intellingence IV
List of things people take too seriously
October 2007 Report Card
How the Joshua Tree applies to Trendy Trendsetters
— set, —
The Ugly Baby
A Prime to Kill
Ch-ch-ch-changes
Bad times to show off your juggling ability
Why why isn't interesting
I think I know who I'm voting for now
The appeal of time travel
Dear Pixel, age 11,
It's Danarchy!
October 18, 2007
Getting Rid of Unwanted Suitors
October 17, 2007
Figure out the answer to any one mystery
Why isn't there a Web 2.0 Feed?
October 16, 2007
You RULE!
Open Letter to Environment Haters
The Recipe for Really?
Why the Brontë sisters carried a rape whistle
What's a little labeling to you?
What's a little questioning between friends?
What's a little labeling between enemies?
How old are you, really?
Selfish reasons to be environmental
Why the moral vote doesn't matter
Evolution of a Mind
Advice for First-Time Parents
Why being attacked by zombies might rock
October 4, 2007
Why being attacked by zombies might suck
I found his last will, but where's his testament?
October 2, 2007
Things that you can be geeky about without being a geekº
All of a sudden, I feel a need to wear khaki pants and diversify my stock portfolio
September
- September 2007 Report Card
Remember that Ode I did to Bluehost?
Ignorance is Unpatriotic
Jamal Tucker Must Die
The opposite of apathy is anger
September 25, 2007
Oh, and I Need a Punny Title, Too
An Audience of Two
September 24, 2007
September 23, 2007
An Audience of One
September 22, 2007
Ode to Bluehost
September 21, 2007
Express Written Consent
Memory lane is a dead end
I don't like my name in English
Man, I wish I'd known students...
The Brain is a Muscle
Interesting Web site: zoominfo.com
Signs you might grow up to be just like me
me'>It doesn't even make sense to me
How to ruin a first date
Guess what the mailman brought...
I, Rule (part III)
You know, celebrating Ramadan ...
The Meaning of Life is so Absurd
Oh, dear Ramadan started today...
A Pixelated Recipe
A quick, personal update
... and her Lovely Husband
Aside etiquette
I post because it makes me feel good, not because Officer Scott told me to
A-twitter
I'm immune to guilt
Blinking through sleep
Twittering
I'm so funny!!
What the hell do I blog about?
Ramadancing!
Dear Pixel, age 10,
Goodie Grab Bag XII
Debates between theists and atheists always favor atheists
August
- Oh, and by the way
The Good Samaritan is Amoral
The Ultimate Guy Movie
Dollar smiles
Right answers to impossible questions
How did you enjoy the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
I was born an iTheist
P: P exists
Pavlov had too much time on his hands
I think it was a wrong number
"In life, everything comes back to you"
"En la vida todo te regresa"
July
- On Vacation
Buzz?
Sorry, no choice
Grunt Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Laissez-faire Friends
History is fun!
1951: Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger published
Remember that time I ruined Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?
1799: Rosetta Stone is found
It's Bastille Day!!
I'm not an idiot, I swear!
The Count of Monte Cristo and the Goblet of Fire
Too titled to think up a good stress
Goodie Grab Bag XI
Blog Profile: Tanny MC
I hate Texas
ALIENS!!!
Why does everyone wrong number text message me?
A Pixelated Mind: Restricted Audiences Rejoice
A Pixelated Mind: Amusement for the Kids
A Pixelated Mind: Fun for the Whole Family!
How to exorcise the ghost in the machine
June
- Midpost Regret
2005: Spain legalizes same-sex marriage
Seven Things about Pixel Q. Styx
2003: Thirteen are killed in a porch collapse in Chicago
Dear Australia,
1881: Secret treaty between Austria and Serbia
June 27, 2007
June 26, 2007
June 25, 2007
How to deal with wrong number text messages
The 10 Ways to Leave the Blogosphere
When I wake up in the mornin' and the 'larm gives off a warnin'...
Pixel Styx and the Curse of the Perfect Memory
Deep, like a fish
The Gay Ray
Claque
I hate you because I care
I want some GRold
Schadenfreude is the greatest word in the English language
Seventh Generation Insustainability
Oldcomb's Paradox
One•a•day
May
- 1oi!0
Headlines that, if true, would rock the world
Autosave is prejudiced against hard workers
I'm such a jerk to myself (Part II)
I'm such a jerk to myself
April
- Why would anyone make a private blog post? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose?
Nice Guys Screw Themselves III (addendum)
The recipe for byte-sized acquaintances
Road tripped
I do?
March
- Road tripping along
Pants to Self
Haiku to Moofruot
Shh!! He'll hear us!
Philosophers eat their young
Life?
February
- Post-by-numbers
Byte-sized collusions
Grumblings at the plant
Road tripping
The tooth is out there
Wow, that's like, so friggin' hilarious
January
- Measuring love
Culture skirmishes
Back to school
Free books, OMFG!
Moof is such a doll
A new record
Unsock
2007
2006
December
November
- I'm on the list! I'm on the list!
Reminimalism
Ich bin etikettiert worden
Get the Vote Back In
Battered Voter's Syndrome
Dr. Pixel
October
- So sequential
Special thanks to SteelPixel
750
A photo(shop) blog
League of Chick Voters
Clark Kent, super idiot
Audienceless Lines
September
- Mooning the world
Open letter to the Las Cruces Shooter
Photoblog
Setting priorities straight
Diez y seis de septiembre
August
- Xicotencatl, el soldado valiente
Rooting around in your friends' business
Why Steve got moderated
Stupid Halo
A friend of a friend
Best sentence ever
Pixhari apple?
July
- Cyanide & Happiness
Auf wiedensehen Small Talk
Pandora, Internet radio
Psst! You, in the blue!
How I woke up this morning
Sadly, they probably have fewer friends than Burger King
No, "honest" (part II)
No, "honest"
Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in
A puzzle (part II)
The death of spam
Live, from Clovis City
This song can make anything funny
Mothers: the kryptonite of 10 year olds
New Theme
Goodie Grab Bag X
Contact Pixel
I plagiarallegiance to the flag..
Plagiarist today, gone tomorrow
I will not mess with my database
An eye for a joke
June
- Please do not kill me oh nerdlingers
Foods not covered in the five-second rule
Could it be??
Must be all the extra motherly attention
It's a joke, just not in your language
Book this joint!
*Chomp!*
The Pixatic method saves again!
Bootcamp for journalists
May
- Dial. Up. is.. soo.... S-L-O-W
Did I say I was going to check my e-mail?
10101
It ain't calculus
These ads are so gay
Bipedal
A Private Opinion
By the way...
Boy, anger sure helps the grieving process
Following up on momentary sadness is the hardest part of quitting the blogosphere
:((
WTF mate?
April
March
- Complete sentences, complete sentences!
Inferiority Complex
Four-saken
ickh
Stare at this title
April Fools!
Random Intelligence III
Tao of Gabe: Probably some stupid title again
The Perfect Post
How to be a Mature Aged Student
Tips for the Academic Writer
Tao of Gabe: Obituary
Oh Just Eat The Damn Thing!!
Communication SUCKS... metaphorically
Meeting New People and avoiding looking like a Dick
Tips for the struggling writer.
WTF yo?! WTF?!
Well. I'm a jerk.
February
- Here's To Moving On
DOSAGE
WIRED
Congratulations!
An Introduction... and a ranting.
Proto-pixel
Tao of Gabe: On Canadian Memories
It's not that I have nothing to say
Would you like to buy some Gobi Juice?
Tao of Gabe: On Mass Guys
Firestarter
WTF mate?
The logical consequences of Utilitarianism and the Principle of Equality
Tao of Gabe: On Mass Girls
Bad Advice
I expected more from you
On Work
Pixel Q. Styx Editor-in-Chief
I own this place
The $5 remainder
Tao of Gabe: On Ninja Speak, Arguments
It is official
January
- "Remember that time I bailed you out of jail?"
I, Rule (part II)
Tao of Gabe: On Writing the Tao of Gabe
I, Rule
Welcome to the New Blog!
Carnival of the Godless 32
A SOCK!!!
*kills self*
Styx & Butz's idea of humor
Tao of Gabe: Welcome Back
I, Kid (part V)
The Ex-Box
The pen is mightier
The most important thing
... Why?
Some things nobody can ever know about guys
I'm a grown up. Honest!
This is going to be a long year...
2005
December
- 2006
WTF 3, NY 6, Pixel Nothing
Random Intelligence II
Poop
Phone Transcripts I
Remember that time...
Ooopsie!!! I forgot to call for submissions. My bad.
At least she didn't want a Mitsubishi
Maturity Creeps
Know Comment III
Character Profile: Frankie Styx Jr.
Wonderful Winter, Succulent Summer and a Spectacular Solstice
Know Comment II
"You know what you should do?"
The Gift of Love
Character Profile: Grandpa Styx
Chasing a thought...
Have you told your Pixel you loved it today?
..soon they all came to realize that there was a definite method to his madness... and that his madness was methodical..
Pixels make better comics
Bye bye Lappy 2's upgrades...
Goodie Grab Bag IX
Random Intelligence I
Tao of Gabe: On Finals Dreaming...
Lappy Shopping
They could cut through glass
The 2005 Eli Awards
The Redisplaced New Mexican
A Hair Affair IV
Here I come home again
Goodbye. I go.
remember when...
Wow, That's Funny! Issue No. 2
November
- Know Comment
Tao of Gabe: On Love Analogies
Worth a Gigabyte of memories
I, Kid (part IV)
Pixelated Gaming
The Nominees Are...
Tao of Gabe: On Low Self-Esteem
Hierarchy of Bloggitude
Goodie Grab Bag VIII
Calling all Quipsters
500!!!
I'm such an arse
Don't you think that everything you just said is wrong, wrong, wrong?
The 6900
"Not until you think of the irony"
Nice Guys Screw Themselves III
Nice Guys Screw Themselves II
Tao of Gabe: Cookie is a Sometimes Topic
Hovering makes Spanish fun!
Shocking revelation from my subconscious to yours
Necro Autobiographical Microfiction
('>My Lappy Broke :'(
NaNoWriMo No Mo'? Oh, No!
The 7500
Damn, I should have kept those jump drives...
A Hair Affair III
Maturity is so silly
Interested in working @ Pix Capacitor?
Your duties don't hug back
New Goal
Hay otra mujer... y se llama Nuevo México
A Hair Affair II
Tao of Gabe: On Teaching Intelligent Design
Why I'm no longer an advice-columnist
Why I don't require Word Verification
You're never going to guess who, trust me
I Pee Too II
Too stressed to think up a good title
Tao of Gabe: On History
The Long Hug Goodnight
How Pixel got his Oomph Back
Flaming staffs of spin... And Twins!
Did he just say what I think he said?
I didn't realise I had an ilk
Don't have a COW, man
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
October
- Wow, That's Funny! Issue No. I
Testing, Testing, 7-8-9
For all you contradictory theorists...
Earth's Litter
Let's make a dead author cry
Writer's Block
I, Kid (part III)
Tao of Gabe (Round Up): On Halloween
I said it was libel, but I wrote down slander
20.5 and all's well
Pammy!!!
My tummy hurts
The wrappers never lie
Good in Deed is Good Indeed
Tao of Gabe (Lachlan Review): MUSC Elections 2005
Goodie Grab Bag VII
Finally... acceptance.
Dr. Trumpet and Mr. Rob
Anti-man Greenie Through and Through
Thank you, whoever you are
My [label missing]s miss me
A Hair Affair
Tao of Gabe: On the Grammatics of Love Addiction
Land Down Under
Accepting Vagueness
Living in the When
When you've had enough humor... have Anti-Humor!
Stoned in San Francisco
¡Ay Dios mio! ¡Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!
The [label missing] Post Ever!
I, Kid (part II)
Tao of Gabe: On Identity
Person, person, person, person, Walking Advertisement
Satan's Propaganda Advertising Mail
A Pass is a Pass is a Pass
Yeah, But Still
I never met him, but always felt like I knew him
A Precise Definition of Vagueness
Tao of Gabe (Lachlan Review): On Conception Day 2005
It's about Gender, my Friend
Tao of Gabe (Round Up): On Media
Carnival of the Grab Bags
CotG 24: Enter the Pixelation
Consumers say FU to SUVs
What's a little labeling between friends?
Byte-sized conversations
Lachlan Review Issue 8
You Pee En Dee Queue? Oh Ess!
Homesickness?
September
- Nominations Open
Goodie Grab Bag VI
Tao of Gabe: On Accents
Elusive History
5000
Lucky Post #418
Your Existence is a Pain
What a Concept-ion!
Goodie Grab Bag V
Re: Adding Humour to Lachlan
Goodie Grab Bag IV
I cried because I had nowhere to sit until I met a guy with a funny haircut
Palinode to Phrases that should never be said
ToG - From Hack to Hate
And then, they all took two steps back...
"Did I ever tell you about the time I drove in Mexico?"
"We Need to Talk"
Phrases that should never be said
I knew if he kept at it, he'd come up with something of consequence
'Matters of Consequence'
Word Verification Goes On, Word Verification Goes Off
Avast, ye maties!
The Aftereffects of the Afterparty
What a Concept (ion day)!
Tao of Gabe: On Illusions
Psyche!!
The Dyslexic's Worst Nightmare
Please, hold the tongue of arrogant ignorance
This Means Administrative Business
RE: Adding Humour to Lachlan
Nerd Hecklers
The Unforgiving Outback
Nostalgia for Posts Past
"Are you Trying not to get laid?"
Adding Humor to Lachlan
Tao of Gabe: On Compliments
The Problem of Identity is not itself anymore
Kant is such a Douche
Smitten by the hand of Zeus
Tao of Gabe: On Mascots
August
- Goodie Grab Bag III
Who the Hell is Pixel Q. Styx???
Gabe wins
Let's make a dead philosopher cry
I think, therefore I
Submissions for Non-Paying Publications
Suddenly Ayn Rand makes much more sense
I'm having a hopping good time
Numbering comes in quite handy
Uni: The Game
I have vision, it's just blurry behind the lens
Right is Relative to Left
I'm Afraid of Americans
Oh, and I met a Communist
The Keys to my Heart
The "Intelligent Design" argument was designed quite stupidly
July
- Celcius 232.778: the sequel to Fahrenheit 451
This is the story...
Goodie Grab Bag II
Cover Letter for a Non-Paying Job
B'Day, Mate...
Oh, babe, I hate to go
I have Blackspots in front of my eyes
Something Positive
*whistle* *whistle* *whistle*
Heidi-Ho Neighborino
On Seeking Non-Paying Work
The title is taking a shower and will be back within the hour
The Packmouse
Yahoo Transcripts I
Prose is overrated
Goodie Grab Bag I
Stupid is as Stupid Scars
"New" is so Old
Random Hurtful E-Mails
we'>It's econowe
A Blaze of Old Glory
I suppose I'll be wise for a year longer...
Who says I'm antisocial and why have I never seen them?
I hate thematic posts
Night, Dawn, and Day in the Land of the Dead
8 Hours * (Sun + Pixel) = Pixel + Red - Skin
Pity and Confusion as One! Form of... Mist!!
June
- How much do I get for two wisdom teeth?
400 Bills
And..... Scene!
United we stand, Divided we remain
Reagan: closer to #34 than #1
Greatest American? Sure!
Fighting Truth Decay?
5 Greatest? Sure!
Life After the Oil Crash
That's Warped
From an Essay Contest
Of course I Promise
Dignity makes your ethical theory weak in the pants
100 Greatest Songs I've Ever Heard
Muggles are bum codgers
S-K-E-I-G-H-T,,, no, wait, I mean SKATE
25 Greatest? Sure
Love in Action
From the mouths of moms
Things to do before I turn 25
You too can use the Pixatic Method
How to avoid getting a ticket
I just Metapost I didn't like
Open Letter to François Tremblay
Addiction
Professor Pixel, I Presume?
25 Greatest? Hardly.
Nice Guys Screw Themselves
Vegan misconceptions
Testing, Testing, 4, 5, 6
Your face is morally repugnant to me
I have faith in reason
Anti-Forward
Hierarchy of Music
I, Kid
Philosopher's Stone Zeus 1
The impossibility of being me
AIM Transcripts I
Post Title
Rethink Patriotism
S.T.A.H.L. News
I Pee Too
Pee on your holy book
"In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics!"
I knew I wasn't alone...
Such Hatred... Damn that Rap Music!
Let's all run to the plot-holes
I'm a Genius
Intelligence from me to you from me
May
- Everyone else has had more sex than me
How my birthday was
Score!
The Tally is In
100 Greatest? Hardly.
What a M-F-ing A-Hole
Stronger is Better
... water.... water... WATER...
(I give up)^3
'>'OMG.. wow. you're so dumb.'
Categorical denial
So when do We get our New Hope?
Polluted Airwaves
Death to Honda
Girls are Dumb
Yo Momma
Saturdays with Pixel
Blog Mods for us HTML Buffs... I mean Geeks
March of DEATH
Don't you just love my new labels? This way you don't have to read the posts that don't interest you. For instance, the entire month of May...
Dems Whine, Repubs Ouster
A Fire Outside
Il in Finito
TNMT
Tools
Sith Happens.
Sleep-- My Bane
Gabe's Boogers and Bullets
Note to Self: Brain space for sale, will take any offer
Sorcerer's Stone Dumbledore 3
Notes to Success
It's FINAL ('s week)
Kids are Stupid
April
- When the Jazzman Testifies...
Bill of Lefts
W to the F to the U
A Pixelated WTF Now?
Privacy-- Nazi Style
His voice is quite pronounced
a Tyrant!'>No, YOU'RE a Tyrant!
No Deletion!!!
No Journal Left Behind
Letter to the Editor 3
Nil
Looky, looky, I played hooky
Shutting my Trap
Oh, my pouty lips
Deadly Corn, Anonymous Posts, and Tricky, tricky Latin
Angle-Grinder Man!!
something'>If you're gonna be good at something
Se Acabo!
A New Direction?
A Lark Apart
Hmph!
Moral Politics
Hate White people?'>Don't you just Hate White people?
Et tu, Julius Caesar?
A Difference of Values
Fighting the left... Doing it right
There's no honor in this! Oh, wait, there is.
Gabe is a bold-ass bogey
Oh, 2 Gigs worth of Memories...
Belief in editors: dumb
Objectively Amusing
Anonymity isn't just for shy people anymore
A good wife always knows her place
They're Reading This.
Consternation
Finally, Acceptance.
Oh yous, Oh yous...
Oh, the Humanity!
It turns out that I am Not
Am I Hot? I Am Not...
I Love the Government
Whoo! Whoo!! Whoo!!!
I'm an artistic genius
March
- The Pix Capacitor Presents...
New Forgiven Person
New Favorite Person
Regrese
That is so sweet
Indiana, Pennsylvania
The Nominees...
Barely??
Idle Tuesday
Ha ha! The Parking Nazi Strike!
The A-Ha! Feeling-- Now in Prank Form!
The ABCs of Dating
Letter to the Editor 2
Should I Breed? Should You?
Doo doo doo doodle-board.
An Argument For Anonymous Posts
Formerly Rosie
Pix Capacitor VI-I
Crazy Search Engine Terms
Ha ha, Rob is being Tag Teamed!
For the Statisticians Among You
In MY Name? In MY NAME????
Letter to the Editor 1
My Soul Hurts
Today's Been a Day
Yo Erica
An Argument for Contraception
For the Love of Jim
Flagellation
The Caring Jackass
Gabe, the Know-It-All
Going...
The Challenge
Bored
Anonymous in London
Unpopularity
February
- Penultimate Words
Faith in Humanity
Dang it, Alethea!
Retconning Gabe's Past
Cross-Posted
From the Editor,
Oscarific
I'm as MAD AS HELL
Boobs, Butt, or Shoulder
Mercy Given
Portales
I am to Wenatchee what Jackson 5 was to IUP
"Yesterday"
A Step Beyond the Darwin Fish
Hi Mo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoes
Sublime
Rock Lobster
And Today makes 28
*whistle* *whistle*
Your Suggestions
Glass Discrimination
1 a Day
1000
Last Choice
QUICK!! QUICK!!
Hatred of all Women and Womenkind
Amen, it's a wrap
A Pix Capacitor Away
Sweet Merciful CRAP!!
Of a Situation Comedy Nature
Can't Help Feeling I'm Missing Something...
Oh, Bert, Oh, Ernie
That time of the Year'>It's That time of the Year
No Such Thing as Too Many Posts
Pocket PC on the Fritz
I just invited my stalker in for drinks
Remind me...
Life 101 from the Guys Drinking 151 in Room 121
Is this the best blog ever?
Violating the Honor System
Testicles
Ode to Jenny
Finally...
Testing, Testing
Dear Drew,
The Magic Ratio
P42
On Brandi
Do's and Don'ts of Blogging
Foiled Again, Batman!
I H8 Memes
Horrible Things
Brian D. wants to be your friend!
Urrghh...
Pammy-la
This is creepy
Saving Private Stranger
Wanna know a fun game?
Ooopsie!!!
Freakin' A!!
Observations
I wanna be a Minimalist!
HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY!!
Going Down Under
Hatred
Gonzalez
Whoa!
January
- enough
Boo Ya, Grandma!
Kickbum
Oh, no...
SOTU?
What do you get when...?
Stranger Arranger Part Deux
indepen
Butt!
Golden
To those who insist on labeling me:
Two quick things
Hahahahhhhahahaha!!!!
Well put, Markos, well put.
Go Sharon, Go Sharon, It's your birthday!
Well said, old man
According to Ok Cupid,
Sadness
101?
100!!
Pure, unadulterated Egoism
A note on stuff
And now, for something completely different
The Problem
Set Up for next post
Ethics
93!!
Pix Capacitating Again
It turns out he's a Secular Humanist
tee hee hee hee
Hiking the Trail
How much am I worth?
I love Drew
In Visibility
Ind e-Pen 2, #IV, Arr Matey!
What a porkie pile of raspberries!
Razzie!
History Lesson
Two Things
Maddox
Blogging has overtaken SPAM in popularity
Arr, Matey!
I Really, Really Love PETA
I Really Love PETA
I Loooove PETA
Oh, god...
Pop-Ups
Yey!
Is there a crisis?
Gakked from Raaz
Moving day... for now
New Counter
I jumped the shark when...
Ind e-Pen 2, #III, phoning it in.
Wally-"News" Faux-Mart
Semi-Jacked
More Stolen Stuff
Sign Language
I love George Clooney
More Stolen Stuff
Etiquette
Ind e-Pen 2, #II, spastic, topic-jumping, information junkie
Poopophobia
The Troops
I was supposed to wake up at 10...
Notebook Diaries
Christmas Cracker Jokes
A Pal Indeed
Secrets
Age of Domestic Consent
Age of International Consent
Ind e-Pen 2, #I, New Year, but I must still M.A.W.P.
Happy New Year
2004
December
- Ind e-Pen # LII, if it were on time, it wouldn't be kosher.
Something Serious
Bah Humbug!
Ind e-Pen # LI, Three small words, Josie and the Pussycats
Twilight Zone
Sue and Ms. Young
Aggie X Change
Ind e-Pen # L, Second CD Sell-Out
Wish List
Chickspeak: How Sexy Women Talk
10 Tips for Taming Your Tongue
Bill of Rights
Ind e-Pen # XLIX, only three more baby, only three more...
A puzzle
Epiphany!
Open Letter to the Nazii
November
- Happy Bidet
Jcak and Margret, sitting in a tree...
Yey!
Update, Dammit, Update!!
Heading Title
Scholarly Dissertation
Slave Labor
Partey!
I Space, You Space, We All Space for My Space
The Signs
Dear Fans
School Blues Clues
The Beauty of owning your own blog....
A Ren Fair to Remember
indepen
Color Time
Poopshoot
Testing, Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3
First E-Mailed Post!
Conan
Ind e-Pen # XLVIII a spoofy little druglord
Ind e-Pen # XLVII or so... ehh, who cares?
Ind e-Pen # XLVI. The Registered Text Offender
Pete Dominici Sucks Large Wobbly Mule Penis
Ind e-Pen # XLV, kakistocracies and dreams
First Post
October
- Ind e-Pen # XLIV, The love of a man and his Ro-but
Newer poll for indepen
Ind e-Pen # XLIII, 200400854 or Pixel fought the law...
Ind e-Pen # XLII, and now, a word from our sponsors
Ind e-Pen # XLI, on Butt's Musical Debut
Ind e-Pen XL: Drafting Roughly
September
- Ind e-Pen # XXXIX, On picking fights with papers weaker than mine
Ind e-Pen # XXXVIII, of Politics and Pornography
Ind e-Pen XXXVII
Ind e-Pen XXXVI
August
- Ind e-Pen XXXV
Ind e-Pen XXXIV (part 2)
Ind e-Pen XXXIV (part 1)
Ind e-Pen XXXIII
Ind e-Pen XXXII
Ind e-Pen XXXI
New poll for indepen
July
- Ind e-Pen XXX
Replying to all because I love you so much
Ind e-Pen XXIX
Ind e-Pen XXVIII
Ind e-Pen XXVII