A Pixelated Mind

Some resolutions:

1. Be in better shape than I am now
2. Pass my departmental prelim
3. Contact friends and family every month
4. Do something creative
5. … I need a fifth resolution here. Perhaps something involving sexy lady types.

Did I accomplish all of my goals for this year?  Did I accomplish any?

1. Get down to 172 lbs. or 12% body fat
   Fail. Damn. I thought I’d set the goal at 175. Even then I failed. I got down to 177 for a while, but it turns out I just have a bigger frame than I thought. I got to the point where I exercised every day for three months, counted calories, and maximized my protein intake, but it just wasn’t enough to overcompensate for the heavy, regular drinking.
2. Start and maintain a podcast
   Ambivalent. I have many things to upload and many things to work on,
3. Maintain my Sarah Project
   Success! Sort of. I messed up last week.
4. Maintain my secret Sentence Project
   Fail. I simply cannot keep up with projects. I think I should stop.
5. Pass my departmental prelim, write a chapter
   Fail. This has not happened. It will by April, though. It has to!
6. Super Friend Bash 2011
   Success! Oh no!
7. Finish writing my microfiction
   Fail. Though I did start the @puntitled account. That was kind of fun.

Hay Gauys!

Would you like to buy a used Honda Civic Hybrid? I just replaced the electric engine and got new tires.

Unfortunately… it has 145,000 miles and the transmission is shot– Jiffy Lube tightened it up too harshly and cracked it. To replace it is gonna be $1800.

Also: I am broke and sad.

Can I have your moneys now?

Here‘s a syllabus I made!
It’s so nice and shiny. You should enroll in my class!

Today I turn this:

visited 34 states (68%)

Into this:

visited 35 states (70%)
Create your own visited map of The United States