Author: Ex_cal

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Make a simple word game. Success! Related posts: Update, Dammit, Update!! I was angry at myself for not updating until I realized that it was my duty to update it and I couldn’t expect something new unless I, myself, put it up there. That sucks. Someone… Manifesto A spectre is haunting me — the spectre…

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Please do not kill me oh nerdlingers

So I looked through a few fantasy novels the other day at my girlfriend’s place. She’s a lovely girl: beautiful, smart, funny, talented and well read. I can only assume that fantasy novels were the closest thing to crack she could get without receiving social stigma while still maintaining a habit to something that is…

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Jury *what*?!

Just now I wrote a nice lengthy excuse to get out of jury duty. Something about how Jesus said don’t judge other people blah blah. It’s all very complicated, and I’m sure you aren’t after hearing the details. Lord knows, I hope the people at the court don’t want to hear the details. Hence why…

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How to be a Mature Aged Student

So you’re over 21? Well, for the sake of this document, I will assume you’re way over 21. We’re talking 21 being ‘oh back then!’ So lets say you’re actually mature. Actually, fuck it, you’re old. OLD. OLD. And so you’ve decided ‘what the hey, I’m bored with my life, I think I’ll get a…

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Tips for the Academic Writer

Here is a list of short, bullet point tips for you academics out there who wish to impart your obviously extensive knowledge to those people out there in the world. Don’t be afraid to reference yourself. This may seem… hmm what’s the word? Oh yeah, arrogant. But remember- you are obviously the world’s foremost expert…

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Oh Just Eat The Damn Thing!!

So I have a table of 12 people for a hypothetical dinner party, from anyone on earth, ever, fictional or no. Jesus, Nietzsche, Buddha, Heidegger, Descartes, David Hume, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Sun Tzu, Chuang Tzu, Lao Tzu, and Satan (of course!). ME: Okay everybody just settle down. *sounds of a general clamour* NIETZSCHE: Jesus…

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