Author: Ex_cal

Communication SUCKS… metaphorically

Ahh there’s nothing quite like a new mobile (or ‘cell’ for you people from that land filled with people who assume that the ‘u’ in ‘colour’ is superfluous). The smell. The feel in the hand. The way it seems to just beg to break itself suddenly and spectacularly the instant it’s out of warranty. Or…

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Meeting New People and avoiding looking like a Dick

If you’re like me, then you’re a 6-foot-something white guy (with great hair) from Australia, who’s writing a blog post at the very second. However, if you’re similar to me, then you’re probably just white. Now I’m sure the next question you’ll be asking me will be: ‘Jesus, I’m after your sagely advice in regards…

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Tips for the struggling writer.

If you are reading this, odds are you are a struggling author. I too know the pains of waking up daily and having to use ‘words’ to craft ‘…things’. But worry not! If you can read this, you’re already halfway there! Knowing how to read is half the battle. Or possibly more. I haven’t done…

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WTF yo?! WTF?!

Yeah the new WTF Carnival entry is available on my blog right HERE. Sorry for the recent lack of updates- uni has just put its big mits all over mah schiznit (I’ve been told thats the proper way to talk… albeit by drunk people). Anyway, tomorrow? Big posts! Stay tuned! Don’t change the channel! Cliche…

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Here’s To Moving On

Today we of the class 2006 go on to bigger and better things. We, who have been cloistered in the classrooms for the past ten odd years, now finally head out into the wide world we’ve worked so hard to experience through new eyes. Yes, we of the Cyborg Ninja Death Squad School have truly…

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DOSAGE

Dosage: Three tablets once daily, after food, during food, or before food. May be taken with liquids (not milk) if tepid (must be tepid) in glass (must be glass, plastic may cause combustion). Side effects may include: headaches, backaches, kneeache, ankleache, elbowache. Stomach upset will probably occur but can be countered with whiskey. Lots of…

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