Author Archives: Young Pixel

Making me ashamed

50. I have asthma now, but apparently I don’t in the future. What the Flip? Young Pixel here, responding to yesterday’s post. Here’s the necessary quote: I told myself that I would eventually have enough disposable income to buy candies … Continue reading

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Why I am better than you at age 10

Hey guys! It’s Pixel at age 10 here with a message of why I’m so cool. You probably know that, but you also probably did not know that this means I’m cooler than you. It’s true! Here are five reasons: … Continue reading

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Why being 10 is the best age ever

Hi all, this is Pixel in his youth, filling in for Pixel as he makes his way across the country. [1]Shh! I want to tell you a secret, but you have to promise not to tell anyone. Promise? Okay, Pixel … Continue reading

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How the future has failed

Hi, it’s me again: Pixel at age 10. I’m really angry at you all, because there is no flying cars and you guys have had YEARS to make them. Years. There’s more reasons you have failed. Let me list them. … Continue reading

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Why Pentaceratops is more awesomer than Triceratops

Me at age 22 asked me now to guest post. I had to ask what a guest post was. My teacher in first grade, Mr. Archuleta, told me about e-mail once and my brother’s teacher told him what a fax … Continue reading

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