Tag: young pixel

Why being 10 is the best age ever

Hi all, this is Pixel in his youth, filling in for Pixel as he makes his way across the country. ((Shh! I want to tell you a secret, but you have to promise not to tell anyone. Promise? Okay, Pixel hasn’t been really making his way across the country this whole week. He got to…

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How the future has failed

Hi, it’s me again: Pixel at age 10. I’m really angry at you all, because there is no flying cars and you guys have had YEARS to make them. Years. There’s more reasons you have failed. Let me list them. Here is the list: No laser guns. Lasers already exist, and should have been converted…

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Why Pentaceratops is more awesomer than Triceratops

Me at age 22 asked me now to guest post. I had to ask what a guest post was. My teacher in first grade, Mr. Archuleta, told me about e-mail once and my brother’s teacher told him what a fax machine was. I think it helps you do your taxes, but I don’t know for…

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