Pixel Q. Styx: Year 0

Whoo! Life. I’ve been waiting for this for months! Life rules! Nothing bad could possibly happen now, I mean: I’m alive, right? No more womb for me (probably)! And I bet I grow up to be handsome and intelligent and well-educated. I can’t wait! I just hope I don’t turn out to be a loser or a blogger or something…

… wait, what do I do now? I’m bored. I think I’ll go soil myself.

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