Sharon Stoned!


And what better way to celebrate lucky #100 than by printing an unoriginal survey gacked from KJ Ramo, also known as Butt.

1. First Name? Carlos, Pixel, local
2. Were you named after anyone? Your mom. But actually, no. At least I hope not.
3. Do you wish on stars? not anymore. Three bad experiences in a row ‘here.
4. When did you last cry? I’m crying right now.
5. Do you like your handwriting? No, but I like yours.
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? I’m a vegetarian, you insensitive bastard!
7. What is your birth date? May 29, 1985
8. What is your most embarrassing CD? Nelly Furtado? Barenaked Ladies? Coldplay? Ravyn? Take your pick. Those are my only four legit CDs. [Update: Oh, yeah, and Rock Against Bush]
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Oh, hell yeah. Assuming I’d have me, of course.
10. Do you have a journal? hmm… Tricky, tricky.
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? no, I actually despise sarcasm. It’s so mean.
12. What are your nicknames? Pixel, Pix, Charly, Chuck, :$
13. Would you bungee jump? Yes, yes I would.
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take the off? Not usually.
15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? cookie dough.
16. Shoe Size? 38EEE
17. Silver or Gold? Silver like nobody’s business
18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My newfound unpopularity, my face, my hair, and… aww screw it. Me.
19. Who do you miss most? Mo’
20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? blue, blue.
21. Last thing you ate? runts
22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? red
23. What is the weather like right now? absolutely freezing
24. Last person you talked to on the phone? possibly Mayra.
25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair, for some weird reason. Then the most striking feature (usually face or smile).
26. Favorite Drink? lemonade (or as I call it “limonada”)
27. Favorite Sport? Foosball
28. Hair Color? I really like purple.. Wait. My hair color? Brown/red/blonde, soon to be dark pink/light pink.
29. Do you wear contacts? no, I use them as sources of information.
30. Favorite Food? veggie burgers? Some sort of Mexican entree? I don’t know, I’m new at this human eating thing.
31. Last Movie You Watched? Supersize Me, probably
32. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Happy endings.
33. Summer Or Winter? Winter, oh, so most definitely winter.
34. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? your mom.
35. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? nobody. Can’t you see that nobody (well, almost nobody) comments here?
36. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? People with first names starting with I-K.
37. Living Arrangements? … *sigh* … with my mom.
38. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? Drew Carey destroy an Elvis record.
39. Favorite Sounds? quiet, you.
40. East Coast rap or Down South? East Coast.
41. What’s the furthest you’ve been from home? PA.
42. Do you have a special talent? I can clap really loudly.

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