I hate high school students now. Not all of them, just 17%. But that’s okay, because our good pal Gabe has made a list of all the groups you are allowed to hate in today’s culture. Students are one of them. These are the rest:

white people, Libertarians, actors, lawyers, doctors, politicians, men, the elderly, children, rappers, anything new, vampires, cops, Parking Nazii, smokers, drunks, bums, drunken bums, reality-show contestants, David Letterman or Jay Leno (but not both), political pundits, radio DJs, the obscenely wealthy, meat-eaters, vegans, the government, the media, any soap or television drama, organized religion, and big business.

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