Aside etiquette

… and his lovely wife

So wait, what’s the appropriate number of updates one can do per day? Is infinity too many? Is negative infinity too few? I’m so confused

I’m immune to guilt

“Don’t tell me you’re actually going to listen to my advice. I give bad advice on purpose! Listening to my advice is a very bad idea. I’d advise you against that.” – Pixel to friend Moira on advice he’d just…

Twittering

As some research for a response to a voluntary poll at Radioactive Jam’s site, I inexplicably joined ‘Twitter.’ It’s the 20-minute dating response to Myspace. Or perhaps a better simile would be that it’s like Myspace with ADHD… In any…

I’m so funny!!

So there I was, complaining about people who keep telling bad jokes or anecdotes then laughing at them. I said that nobody else finds them slightly amusing and that those people should realize how assenine they are when the person…

What the hell do I blog about?

I’ve been looking through my archives lately (not really, that would require research and I am a lazy, lazy man. So, really, I’ve been imagining what my archives are like lately). It occurred to me that there’s really no rhyme,…

Ramadancing!

Ramadance!

I’m going to participate in Ramadan this year and I can’t tell you why. It’s not because my reason is some secret, it’s because I couldn’t explain it to you if I tried. I’m not muslim, nor do I know…

Dear Pixel, age 10,

Ramadance!

Hello. It’s me. Now you say it. I have some wisdom to impart unto you and I hope you are less like me than I was when I was you. I hope you decide to listen to me because it’s…

Goodie Grab Bag XII

Ramadance!

We brought you to this bar to have an intervention. Man, I’m so rich, I use $100 bills for toilet paper. And I use toilet paper for something equally frivolous: like currency. Sorry, I have to go. My pedicurist is…