Deep, like a llama

People are like…

• permanent markers: the more you shoplift, the more likely your pants are to get written on.
• socks: because you wear them on the inside of shoes.
• clouds: they float in the sky and look fluffy, but they can also look less… fluffy.
• monkeys: because we look like them. I think we’re related, too, somehow.
• child abuse: it’s only funny in retrospect.

But isn’t that the point? I mean… really?

… no, seriously. What’s the point?