“I go to all-you can eat buffets for the expressed purpose of having nobody judge my ridiculous food combinations. If I want to mix mashed potatoes and apple sauce, it’s my God-given right, God damn it!”

“I go to all-you can eat buffets for the expressed purpose of having nobody judge my ridiculous food combinations. If I want to mix mashed potatoes and apple sauce, it’s my God-given right, God damn it!”